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PSA for everyone seeing civil war early: PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL CIVIL WAR FOR ANYONE!!!!! If not for their sake, for your own, because if you start spreading civil war spoilers on this website you will most likely not survive the experience.

a comic about critique based on a tweet

mom: what time did you go to bed last night?

me: that information is confidential

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

there are only 4 aces in a deck of cards...

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

he speaks for us all