mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss
fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes
If you’re up really late studying for finals, try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick-me-up.
vines are legitimately turning into hollywood productions and i have no idea how to feel about oscar worthy performances in six second videos
when someone beats you at a video game
I don’t understand why every time I post a video link folks are like “I thought this was going to be a rickroll”. If I wanted to rickroll people I’d just do so openly!
when college students get robbed on campus
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
A necromancer using their powers to change raisins back into grapes.
flipping astronomy fandom from way out of left field homely ship
i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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