[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

why why why i can’t live without drawing weird ridiculous trash

And sorry for my english >_>

Nintendo, explain.

i dont think this site is actually going to go down. i think this is what will happen:

tomorrow, december 17th, the day of silence protest will occur. a large amount of users will be participating, making the people who are in the loop of the circulation of said protest info aka the most vocal and connected users of the site, think that their dash is completely dead

small blogging circles will continue to do their thing, many unaware of what is occurring outside of their world

posts will be made with screenshots of pornbots that havent even been deleted yet with staff @’d to point out how this sweep isn’t even working

users will devise workarounds to the filtering system when staff refuses to fix it

on december 18th, most of the day of silence protesters will return to the website. memes about the preceding day  /  the event will be reblogged en masse.  then it will become apparent  how many users actually jumped ship

staff will, once again, either refuse to listen and keep trying to drown this site in a capitalistic river while repeating over and over again that they “love” us, or make some significant bettering change months too late and blame it on a different event than its userbase protesting

none of the problems they were trying to solve will be solved

i will keep reblogging funy goodby tumlr memes until its out of fashion and then i will continue being here till im brave enough to deal with twitter or till i get sick of tumblr

thanks for coming to my ted talk and to all of you who are really leaving its been an honor to serve alongside you

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed to do*

Me: wow I’m really on top of things, let me take a 10 hour break and treat myself

I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

just put all my children to bed it’s their first night at home I hope they sleep well and that they know I love them all so much each and every one of them

i dont deserve this