Did She Get A Haircut

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me: can i have a pepsi waiter: We dont have coke, is pep- wait wWhat me: . A pepsi waiter *with tears in his eyes*: this ., This has never happened before , 

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

- Do your kids’ friends ever come up and go ‘You’re the Hulk.’? - As a matter of fact they do. [x]

It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper?

that’s not a fucking cat