My Ex-boyfriend Just Got Engaged And I’m Super Happy For Them Like Oh My Gosh They Are So Cute And

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced

I love so many of Trump’s nicknames (TrumpleThinSkin, Cheeto Benito, etc.), but I just read my absolute favorite, which is “super callous fragile racist, extra braggadocious.”

From the commercial for Super Mario Advance 3.

HOLY SHIT, WE DID IT!!

#TAKENOBULLSHIT2K14

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

how the FUCJ did the guy in red land so silently