If This Isn’t The Realest Shit Rn

Person: “Why are you wearing sweatpants?”

Me:

from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

green dad is moved

Once on my way to work I saw a bird and imagined what they would look like if they had proportional to their sizes human noses, and that it would be something that would come from you. I don't know if you take suggestions but I had to tell you this.

youre waiting at a bus stop when this lands on your shoulder and sharply inhales, just once. unnerved, you turn to the person next to you and see they havent even noticed; in fact, nobody around you seems to be paying attention. you casually inquire when the bus is arriving, and they dont so much as glance at the bird the whole time they answer. you realize nobody else can see it but you. it inhales again