"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
me: how do I get rid of big painful acne everyone: first of all NEVER touch, pop, or pick at it!!!!! me, blood on my face, a big disgrace: alright cool so I failed step one
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brazilian kids playing jump rope with homeless dog (◠‿◠✿) ・:*:・。.
Bible version: a king lusts after another man's wife
Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man's rubber duck
Bible version: threat of genocide
Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling
Bible version: since they won't bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive
Veggie Tales version: since they won't bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
please
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