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for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high

just saw this happening on my facebook newsfeed

me: *names child butter*

me: *accidently brings home wrong child*

me: i can't believe it's not butter

I can safely assume at least 98% of us should be doing homework

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

All you viners can stop now because nothing will ever top this 

“Doctors who spent years studying the human body”

Do you mean doctors who spent years learning about abled white cis men’s bodies

.006% power