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How a sewing machine works 

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

me, under a blanket: oh warm?

They’re girlfriends

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

Ah yes red serif c is beating red sans-serif c in sports

Updated relationship chart, aka: Everybody Loves Finn