After Graduating The American Public School System

Be critical of everything

people who go into tags just to be mad about the contents of said tag

I can’t believe Captain America: The Winter Soldier blatantly ripped off Pokémon The First Movie.

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the project

You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!

me: nope

person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???

me: i'm not

he’s hungry