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freakishly relatable

That relatable moment when you’re trying to watch a movie with your friends, but your older brother can’t find his 1 knitting needle so he keeps shaking the couch and it’s really distracting.

“No, sir. I do not vague blog at you, sir, but I vague blog, sir.” “Do you throw shade, sir?“ “Throw shade, sir? Nooooooooooooooooo, sir.”

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.