How The Academic Year Generally Progresses

“they’re both the same” // “your vote doesn’t matter”

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

person: so what's kingdom hearts about?

me: *breaks out into a nervous sweat*

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

okay but watching the latest Trump meltdown is amazing since one of the primary defenses I’ve heard of his behavior is “all guys have said stuff like that”. after several years of “not all men” every time we try to talk about sexual harassment. suddenly it is, in fact, all men. that is some kermit-drinking-tea level cognitive dissonance. thank you and good night.

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

Can I just;

Jared kicks at Jensen looking like he’s worried he’s going to break some delicate flower

hands up and all terrified looking

Then jensen counters with;

'fuck that this is how you fight'