New Hairstyle I'm Trying Out... whatcha Think.

Oh, Ann.

what the buck is going on everypony

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

me: how do I get rid of big painful acne everyone: first of all NEVER touch, pop, or pick at it!!!!! me, blood on my face, a big disgrace: alright cool so I failed step one