My head Canons For The Hogwarts Houses Of The Bungou Stray Dogs Character

like can we please talk about the fact that honey and mori literally have to hold kyoya back while he is shouting at tamaki’s dad because kyoya is so fired up while detailing all the ways yuzuru has hurt tamaki that he might actually attack him??

you are the third son of one of the most powerful families in japan. your whole life is an exercise in restraint. but you just found out that all the pain your best friend- the one person in the world who matches your passion and understands you completely- all his pain was deemed acceptable collateral by his own father. all your restraint is gone.

“I hate writing”

- I an aspiring playwright says, staring at the blinking cursor on a blank screen.

(Someone put me down before I crash out)

I dont think he wants help Bruce…

Delighted at the thought of Bruce Wayne having to be an actual parent

My gender is rickrolling

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

How long is DC planning on pretending they’re not going to bring Alfred back. Like you guys never keep people dead, don’t start now. It’s been like 5 years

i loveee watching my friends go through different interests and gain new favorite characters... like yes girl when can i meet your 17th wife whens the wedding and am i invited

Today as homework for my playwriting class, I had to map out a scenario for my play (which is like discerning the tactics my characters will use to further their goal) I said fuck that and just did an outline instead. To explain myself I said

“In an effort to stop myself from going insane, I’m doing an outline yuhhhhh”

I spent 4 hours on it, then I panicked because I didn’t want my professor to be mad at me so I did the scenario as well and turned it in with the words

Pls don’t b mad at me, I’ll cry, thanks

-Quinn

So in conclusion, I did more work than I needed and then begged my professor not to be mad at me. This sums up my college career pretty well I think.

honestly ra's a ghul would stab someone if they called dick grayson "nice funny but he's like a himbo" bc he is not gonna accept being defeated by someone others call a himbo. like if someone defeated me yall better acknowledge that it takes SKILL to defeat me stfu i will not take this disrespect–

I was comparing and contrasting the plot points of AFTG and Die Free or Die a Failure to my roomate and they just looked at me and said:

“What even goes on in these books”

And then I realized how crazy “Yeah so his father is a serial killer and he’s on the run and plays a made up sport and then he gets involved in a mafia war and there’s gay people” must sound.