I Fixed The District Map Up A Little, Made It Less Cluttered And Stuff!!

OMG LOL! Drunken Penguin

Someone once told me;

“Warren walks like a drunken penguin.”

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

Clementine limps back to where they came out of the cave, relying on the axe to support half of her weight.  She feels a wave of exhaustion wash over her body as she sluggishly pushes herself forward. Her breathing is short and heavy with every ounce of strength she uses to drag her leg another couple of inches at a time.

The urge to collapse is stronger than she’s ever felt before, but the thought of AJ waiting for her at the school forces her to go on and on, even when it feels like an eternity.

“Fuck…” She groans, stopping momentarily to breathe deeply. It only makes it even more of a struggle to start walking again.

“Clementine…?” A familiar voice resonates from the somewhere behind her. James lingers in the opening of the cave. He wasn’t sure if she heard him or was ignoring him, or why she was limping. Putting his own internal conflict aside, he rushes to help her. “Clem, what happened?!”

He kneels to look closely at her bleeding leg.

“Who did this to you?”

“Have… to get… to AJ…” She heaves.

“AJ. Where is he? The school?” His voice is breathless yet steady and slow, quite the contrast to his usual uncertainty and whispering.

“We got… separated. I told him… and Tenn… to go to the school…” She forces the words from her constricted throat and her voice trails off into dry, painful coughing and gasping.

“Here…” Without a further word, James returns to his feet, fastening the axe to his hip before hoisted Clementine up into his arms. She’s hesitant, but doesn’t have much of a choice if she wants to see AJ again. Plus, finally being able to rest would be great.

And before she knows it, she falls unconscious. James glances down at her sleeping face against his chest, swaying slightly with every careful footstep. He knows that she can’t him, but…

“Clementine… I’m sorry.” He tears his eyes away from her helpless form. “I was wrong.”

~

Her eyes crack open a few minutes into the walk, and widen in surprise when she sees that he is still carrying her with no complaint. Though, new trails of sweat creep down his face. She watches quietly for a moment.

“Thank you.” Her voice is weak and little, yet startles James. She tries not to chuckle for her poor throat’s sake. “Who knew you had all this hidden strength under the walker skins?” She teases in an attempt to keep things from getting uncomfortably serious again.

“We should be there soon.” He speaks in a low voice, just loud enough for her to hear from his arms. “I hope they made it there safely.”

Clementine smiles up at his consideration. It’s baffling that this is the same guy who threw her to the ground, elbowed her in the face, and tried to take AJ not even two hours ago.

“I can.. try to walk again. If you’re tired.” She notes, but then both of their gazes fall on her sliced leg. It had gone numb a while ago, which she knew was a bad sign, but it seemed like a blessing considering how long it’s taking to get back to the school.

“No, I’ve got you.”

~

“Oh my god- Clem!” Ruby cries from the gate, throwing it open and making way for James to come inside. She starts keeping up pace with them, leading him to Clementine and AJ’s room. “AJ told me what happened on the bridge, oh god, Louis…”  

“So they’re okay? AJ and Tenn?” James asks.

“AJ is… But…” She opens the door to their dorm room. “He says Tenn ran off after you guys were separated. I hope he’s okay…”

He groans as he lowers himself to his knees and places Clementine onto the lower bunk, and once she’s out of his grip both his arms and legs feel weightless. He steps back as Ruby starts examining her leg.

The sound of small footsteps patter closer to the door and finally AJ bursts into the room, practically flying past James and Ruby, and straight to Clementine.

James suddenly feels a familiar discomfort poking at the back of his mind. That he doesn’t belong here. He isn’t wanted.

“I’ll look for Tenn.” He sweeps the unreasonable worries under a metaphorical rug.

“By yourself?” Ruby glances over her shoulder. “Let me send someone out with you. It’s safer.”

“I’ll be okay.” He slides his mask on.

“Oh, right. Walker mask… Gotcha.”

He turns to leave the room, placing a hand on the heavy wooden door, but stops in his tracks when Clementine asks him to wait. He slowly turns around, peering through the holes in his mask. She stares past AJ and Ruby, silently requesting that he comes to her side. He does, and kneels down to AJ’s height, intently watching her slowed movements. He hadn’t realized how pale she’s gotten from the blood loss, and now that he does he’s worried all over again. She wraps one arm around AJ, pulling him in, and then does the same with James, squeezing the boys in a double hug.

“Eh, heh…” James tries to think of something to say, but his mind is drawn to a blank.

“I’m glad you’re back, Clem.” AJ smiles, refusing to let her go again.

She pulls away, giving AJ a kiss on his cheek, and before James can react, he gets a quick kiss on the cheek of his mask too. The same mask hides his flustered expression as he stands to his feet and turns around.

“Did you just kiss the walker skin?!” Ruby exclaims, causing Clementine to giggle a little before having another coughing fit.

“I’ll get you some water.” AJ stands up and rushes out the door. James steps out behind after him, letting out a long, emotionally conflicted sigh.

being a sasuke fan is just?? i'm a SNS shipper but im pissed off to no end when shippers try to act like sasuke isn't allowed to have several bonds or friends. and im so annoyed when people say he "betrayed" the village like lmao he didnt, he has a right to autonomy and he has 200% the right to be angry over an institution that ruined his life and his relatives. i actually cant stand reading fics where sasuke has to come back to konoha to be happy anymore.. too many ppl brush off the massacre.

Why would Sasuke want to live in Konoha? It just reminds him of every shit he went through.

He didn’t betray the village, it’s just the series mindset that if you leave the village you are a betrayer. It’s like the village owns everyone who is born there.

I hate shippers, no matter what they ship, who love the idea that Sasuke feels like he doesn’t deserve for example Sakura or Naruto and tries to make up for it and feels guilty for the rest of his life. These people don’t want Sasuke’s happiness, they just live in their weird fantasies. Probably self-insert themselves into Sakura or Naruto. SS also say stuff like “Naruto and Sasuke are better as friends” but they don’t care whether Sasuke is friends with Naruto or team Taka anymore. Naruto abandoned Sasuke and team Taka was erased, they don’t care, they just want Sasuke forever stuck with Sakura.

“If D&D won’t fix this fuckery, I will”

- GOT fanfic writers, post episode 4

being Black means everyone assumes you’re being extra aggressive, hateful and negative when you’re literally just existing.

*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day

Omg...this fanart is so good xD

You’re a diamond I can’t buy               You’re a sin I can forgive And when you sink into the dark                Know that I am there with you

When their Uzumakis get hurt,they get mad

LMAO 😂😂

guys guys guys, i have a solution!! i know how to save ‘game of thrones’!!

so suppose that everything goes to shit in episode 8x05 and 8x06 (like it will). dany burns down king’s landing, jon kills her, tryrion is executed, maybe we get cleganebowl, i don’t know. point is, everyone dies and the whole show is ruined.

then: smash cut to bran, sitting at the table in winterfell. it’s the beginning of episode 8x01. he is surrounded by everyone (dany, jon, sansa, tyrion, missandei, jorah, arya etc.). they all look horrified.

he goes: “and that’s what happens if we don’t get our shit together.” everyone is like ‘damn, we better start working together and not act completely ooc’. 

so they do. they defeat the night king. they defeat cersei. jon and dany become king and queen of the seven kingdoms, sansa rules the north. missandei and grey worm sail for naath. jaime gets his shit together. bran keeps creeping out everybody at winterfell. everyone is happy.

so yes, what i’m suggesting is that game of thrones literally pulls a ‘twilight: breaking dawn - part 2’ so we’re spared all this stupid fucking nonsense