Have I Actually Never Uploaded This?

c!Phil and c!Ranboo’s relationship is the definition of: I will make an exception because he looks very polite.

I’m fine *sobbing in, I don’t know when they became my platonic otp but one died and now I’m upset*

So like, which hermit would you headcannon to know a ton of languages or what unexpected languages do you think some could speak?

Like one day scar just starts angrily ranting in French, or that time wels started roasting people in Japanese, maybe mumbo ordered chicken wings in Russian, or sometimes joe just tiredly mumbles random things in Icelandic. What weird things would this even bring?

Even better, where do you think they learned it?

Trying to explain as many Dream Smp members as I can with a reference:

Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe-

“I just woke up what do you want?”

And we’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn we’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn

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L A N G U A G E !

:P

“Just killed a woman, feelin good.”

WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING!

TWITCH PR—

“You should have paid me more.”

*animal crossing noises*

Sometimes I think. Than I eat sand.

“Have some blue calm yourself.”

“I MADE A TRIBUTE TO MINECRAFT!”

“Hello guys, gals, and non-binary pals!”

Be worse.

“MA! THE TORTILLAS ARE COMING THROUGH THE AIRVENTS!”

“Ayeeee!”

“We are popping off, we are popping off.”

“Did someone say anarchy?”

pop pop pop pop pop

You are my dad, YOUR MY DAD! Boogie woogie woogie.

Beep. Beep. Imma sheep I said beep beep imma sheep.

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair!”

Shark. Pog.

Dragon bro?

I’m remembering Ranboo’s stream with the Sonicboo voice and now I’m just imagining that his enderwalk state is just normal Ranboo on crack and it is killing me. Just imagine the nonsense! One day Tubbo sees him and he’s talking to himself about the birth of snakes with legs being the new dinosaurs and Tubbo being Tubbo just runs with it for over an hour. Puffy once saw him outside screaming Hamilton lyrics at a sign and she still laughs about it. And Sapnap swears he saw him spaced out with some dirt in his hands listening to caramelldansen on full blast in a corner somewhere.

When you lock eyes with someone after your friend leaves you alone at the party they brought you to.

Dream SMP characters as random pictures in my camera roll

Dream

George

Sapnap

Tommy

Tubbo

Wilbur

Schlatt

Philza

Technoblade

Callahan

Dream SMP as d&d discord quotes

Tommy: I did the impossible!

Technoblade: no you didn’t go back to class

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Jack Manifold: This is like the "did you know humans and bananas share 50-60 percent of the same dna?!" Mindblowing level

Foolish: .-.

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Tubbo: Mmmm concussions

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Guards: you’re under arrest

Sapnap: no u

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Quackity: WHO HANDLES THEIR ALCOHOL THE BEST

Fundy: Me

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Wilbur: I’m running on 2 hours of sleep and 4 cans of Pepsi

Wilbur: correction 8 cans

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Technoblade: ah orphans i see

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Ranboo: can I yeet him?

Philza: I’ll yeet you.

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Philza: i love how dead and bored you all sound

TIRED OF GETTING MANIPULATED BY GREEN BLOB MEN? INTRODUCING DREAM SODA! DRINK DREAM! PROBLEM SOLVED!