Bastard Business Man With His World Domination Son

Dream SMP characters as random pictures in my camera roll

Dream

George

Sapnap

Tommy

Tubbo

Wilbur

Schlatt

Philza

Technoblade

Callahan

LEAVE ME ALONE HE GIVES ME THE HAPPY CHEMICAL

I’m remembering Ranboo’s stream with the Sonicboo voice and now I’m just imagining that his enderwalk state is just normal Ranboo on crack and it is killing me. Just imagine the nonsense! One day Tubbo sees him and he’s talking to himself about the birth of snakes with legs being the new dinosaurs and Tubbo being Tubbo just runs with it for over an hour. Puffy once saw him outside screaming Hamilton lyrics at a sign and she still laughs about it. And Sapnap swears he saw him spaced out with some dirt in his hands listening to caramelldansen on full blast in a corner somewhere.

Dream: *talks to Ranboo*

Ranboo’s Chat: *screaming, leave the man alone dream, “NOOOOOO”, “NOT AGAIN”, slams table, “uhhhhhhh”, intense sighing, praying to the gods that this doesn’t get bad*

Tubbo: It’s time Jack!

JackManifold: It’ll finally be over. It’ll all be over. *maniacal laughing*

Tubbo: ... We literally just started Jack wtf are you talking about?

LETS GO! CONGRATULATIONS BELOVED!

Something left alive.

I like how Ranboo’s chat has just prepared to go into lockdown any time lore happens.

Like, one smiley face or a music change and chat starts going: HOLD HANDS!!! RANBOO D: LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM! STAY CALM! oh sh*t LORE MODE ACTIVATING RANBOO NO!

GLaDOS: I’ve been hearing voices all my life

Okay technoblade 🙄🤚

So none of y’all were gonna tell me I didn’t post my origins Ranboo?