And My City’s Christmas Parade Is Today…

Hell yeah!

For the “trying to impress the leader” ones-bonus points if the leader is their child

In my short story, Starhill, an elderly astronomer is kidnapped by bandits for no apparent reason, but I have multiple concepts for the main antagonist of the story.

If you vote, please reblog, it helps me see which is actually the most popular.

Experts say dreams are your brain reflecting on reality while you’re sleeping. So it’s official: My life is a nightmare! Come gaze upon the aquarium being destroyed by a peacock mantis shrimp!

So anyway I’m going to be writing Newsies fanfiction

None of it’s out yet, but the one I’ve got started is a Javey Tangled AU. I’m almost positive Jack is Flynn, Davey is Rapunzel, and I’m flopping around on the ground to see who gets to be Maximus(Race, Spot, Katherine, Crutchie… the list goes on) but any way it goes Les is going to be Pascal

It’s going to be on AO3 eventually, it’s currently unnamed but some possible titles include:

When My Life Began

Starlight

I’ve Seen You

Seeing is Believing

Having POTS sucks but at least when I’m laying on my back in bed unable to get up because I just took a shower and my brain is fucked my chest feels flat

Also the ribbon is the same color as Perry the Platypus

All I need now is a fedora

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

This is called “genderfuck,” kids, because one: it fits and two: I’m sure Hobie would hate the “unlabeled” label

SPIDERPUNK: My gender? I consider myself to be a free-ass motherfucker. Any pronouns. Pick your favorites. Means fuck-all to me!

MILES: Does that make you nonbinary?!

SPIDERPUNK: I hate labels.

MILES: So that's a yes, then? Kind of sounds like a yes.

GWEN: Don't answer, Hobie! Keep him guessing.

Atalantian task: Something you worked out with an authority figure you don’t respect that you’re really freaking good at until someone drops something shiny

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

❤️😥

… Yeah

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies