anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
the reblog button frim tumblr
There he go
gummy lamas
I feel bad for not updating my infection au (I now understand why it can take weeks for fanfic writers to update) doesn't help that I fell down some stairs yesterday, I'm fine just bruised and aching.
As a consolation, here's what I think the Mercs would be if they were cats! !!Warning!! ⚠️, there's mentioned abuse of animals. It breaks my heart to think about, but it unfortunately happens:( please be kind to everyone and everything and I by all means do NOT endorse abuse of any kind to anyone or anything)
Scout: mixed breed/Egyptian Mau
I literally looked up fastest cat breeds and Egyptian Mau was the one they gave me. He has his own cat wheel, those spinning treadmill for cats, he's not allowed outside because he's nearly die 4 times from fighting strays or coming home injured. he keeps harassing miss Pauling to mate with her, she keeps batting him.
Soldier: American shorthair
This is the cat breed I think of when I think of when I think of American cats, I like to think he's an orange cat. They're notorious for being dumb and being odd. The administrator let's him run outside, he's really, really loud and she's gotten noise complaints from neighbors when she first brought him home.
Pyro: Sphinx (elf)
They were burned by someone teens who thought it was funny to harm them. The administrator gave them a set of pjs, a stuffed unicorn toy and a little mask because of they're anxiety. They're bonded with engi.
Demo: Scottish fold
Ya ya I get it "this was an obvious one to choose for demo, it literally has 'Scottish' in the name". His previous owner would make bombs in his house and sell them on the black market. One day demo was messing around (he was a kitten) and due to his owner's negligence, demo lost his eye (and some scaring) as well as the death of his owner, who was drunk and passed out, in the explosion that followed. He now has a tiny eye patch and has to take medicine. He has a parrot stuffy
Engi: munchkin
Lol smol cat. He's the only one who wasn't adopted by the administrator, she owned his father and his grandfather before him. He's highly intelligent and has bonded with pyro. They basically just bath eachother
Heavy: Mainecoon
Lol big cat. His story largely stays the same, from Russia, has 3 sisters and his mother, lived in the gulag (I think that's how to spell it). The difference is that he was sold to the administrator and his mother and sisters remain in Siberia, he misses them severely and will only calm down if the administrator put on classical Russian music or video calls his family's owner. The owner doesn't mind at all.
Sniper: Mandalay
His previous owners were a sweet old couple who had a sheep farm in Australia. He was a farm cat and was extremely good at hunting birds and mice. He now likes to climb up in high spaces.
Medic: German Rex
His owner was a scientist who would experiment on birds, medic bonded with one of these birds. When the administrator took in medic, Archimedes was brought with him. She likes Archimedes more than she thought she would.
Spy: Birman
Spy was pampered by his previous owner, who was an old, wealthy, French man with no children or wife. Everything in his position went to spy and his (spy's ) lineage. By adopting spy, the administrator gained all the wealth that came with him. She took scout in because he's spy's only living blood relative from when he snuck out near the end of his owner's life, met Scout's ma and had him. He bullies his son
Miss p.: Devon Rex
She's constantly stoping the others from breaking things and has basically bonded with the administrator and is completely done with scout
This took me so long to write and research
Edit; I forgot to remove the fillers for engi and heavy, I kept them in tho:3
I wanna see this
you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died
Me and my small family (old mother, wife and little daughter) are trying to survive the blockade and the bombs.
This is not an evacuation fundraiser but rather a fund to pay for basic goods such as water, which has quadrupled in price since October, and food, which is being sold at exhorbitant prices.
Gofund link:
which has since been bombed and destroyed, and the owners of the restaurant were killed.
It is devastating to see everything you worked so hard for and everyone involved with it vanish in the blink of an eye. It is even harder to struggle to survive after it.
Greetings from my little daughter
Pyro go buuuuurrrr-
did you guys know I can animate
Autism Rizz for sam, apparently
Please reblog haha you’re so sexy
when your brother who you haven’t seen in years has a whole other family by the time you reunite
I'm still trying to figure out the best formatting, also sorry this took so long. Feel free to criticize or offer some suggestions on how to make this read better
-Cai
Medical report for Soldier
Performed and written by medic
Patient name: Jane Doe
Next of kin: a bunch of racoons, Marasmus
Condition: ill
Soldier is acting odd and his body has some changes from his usual condition.
He's veins are slowly turning purple and are much more visible than usual.
He has developed some lumps all over his body, I am planning on preforming a biopsy to see if they are cancerous.
He is acting very unusual, more unusual than he usually is.
Will update when having more information on the condition of the patient.
-Medic
19, autistic, have a tendency to hyper fixate, likes tf2 or Danganronpa 2, est.
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