Im Lying Im Going To Have An Crisis About It

the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn't a club. a cishet guy that likes wearing dresses who fights side by side with us for true liberation, is 100x more queer than a millionaire gay man who's besties with companies that sell us watered down versions of our own culture for profit during pride while donating to homophobic lawmakers every other month.

Harry when Quirrel dies due to his actions: lmao sucks to be him

Harry when he forced Lockhart to go first into the Chamber of Secrets: should've made better life choices earlier and not tried to attack me and ron. close your eyes and hope the basilisk isn't hungry I guess

Harry when Death Eaters get killed or maimed due to his actions: sad it had to be this way but oh well

Harry when Umbridge gets carried off by centaurs: lol bye get wrekt

Harry when Draco is in danger or hurt: *crying, shaking throwing up.* THIS IS NOT FINE!!!!!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Barty Crouch Jr. Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr., Dorcas Meadowes 

Additional Tags: Implied Sirius Black/Remus Lupin - Freeform, Implied Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr - Freeform, Hate Sex, Door Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Sirius Black and Barty Crouch Jr hate each other, Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Good Relationship, Japanese Sirius Black, Korean Barty Crouch Jr, Barty Crouch Jr. is a Little Shit, Cocky Barty Crouch Jr, can't believe this isn't a tag wth, They/Them Pronouns for Sirius Black, Dom/sub Undertones, Ziya Says Fuck Too Much

  Summary:

‘Have a problem with that mouth you keep running. Consider yourself lucky no one has come and shut it for you yet,’ Sirius spits, ready to turn around and leave it at that.

‘Why,’ Barty grins. ‘Wanna be the first to try?’

Or, Sirius thinks someone is really ought to teach Barty how to shut the fuck up.

Thanks to to all the Eddie and Steve/Eddie lovers in here for giving me sustenance before the premiere! Love y'all

but will the world implose if i fail my exam?

Dripping like Honey

Michael can’t seem to escape Luke and her wild ideas. She doesn’t really want to

on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39205158

Rating: E

for @escapesos

Hello! Today is Peyton’s bday! and as such, I wrote a little fem smut for them. Nerdy Fem Michael and Punk Fem Luke just fucking around in as many places as they can. Please enjoy!

Peyton, my love, Happy Birthday! You are a light in my life and a constant joy. I adore you and spending time with you. Love is stored in the listening parties and teleparties! You bring joy to my life and my vibes and I love you!

And thank you to @valiantnerdtm for the read over.

no one here gets tom from tom and jerry like i do

Easy for to say from the tour diary video. Download