Unfortunately This One's A -10/10 Bc Thats Not Actually A Pet Name In French. 'mon Rayon De Soleil' Would

eddie munson my beloved

He booped Lukes nose

im about to pass a four hours long exam during a heatwave and all i managed to eat was a slice of bread

whenever i read a marauders with badly translated french/spanish/italian etc i don’t really care bc i know the author tried their best, and it gets the point across that such character can speak such language anyway, and it just doesn’t impact the story. whatever.

HOWEVER, if you’re gonna make a character use a pet name from a language you don’t speak, please look up a list of pet names from that language rather than translating a pet name directly from english. not only does it NOT work, it’s also sometimes very bizarre.

for exemple, there was this one fic where sirius wanted to say ‘babygirl’ in italian and the author translated it to ‘bambino’… which means child/little boy 😭

good girls

“So Miss Perfect, is there another Perfect out there ready for you to get home so they can talk to you about equations? Or make you beg so much you forget about being so smart?” Michael leaned into Luke's space, nearly putting her head on her shoulder. She watched Luke skin flush, "Is there someone? Or are you alone?"

She watched as Calum bit her lip and Luke’s face turned red, “That is none of your business Michael! We aren’t here to learn about my life, we’re here for Calum’s study plans. You aren’t even supposed to be here.”

or Calum is failing her classes, Michael is her girlfriend and they wanna fuck Luke.

(on ao3)

for @escapesos (and their anon)

every sunday i wake up hoping ashton irwin remembers how he said he was gonna make us voice notes every week

Ashton Irwin

my toxic trait is thinking i could pull nick connor since we’re only a year apart

i had a dream i cut michaels mullet and dyed his hair like draculaura