Ashton Didn’t Know The Megamind Reference I Doubt He Even Knows What ‘taking An L’ Means 😭

i need to become a straight a student again

remember everyone fuck the jury votes

barty is thrown into the cell next to sirius'. they both hate this and appreciate the irony of finding themselves ending up in the same place as the person they despised for years. they spend the first week arguing and insulting and screaming at each other.

and then one particular bad night barty wakes up from a nightmare and found sirius talking to the regulus star. next things you know they're sharing stories about regulus, sirius from when they were children, and barty from when they were teenage boys at hogwarts.

they end up bonding over the person they both love and their grief. they both appreciate the irony in their only source of comfort being the person they despised for years.

It's this one.

sirius being duck-footed and regulus being pigeon-toed. sirius having a widow's peak and regulus having a straight hairline. sirius being taller when they're standing up and regulus being taller when they're sitting down. sirius always winning at rock paper scissors and regulus never losing at leg wrestling. sirius being ambidextrous and regulus being left-handed. sirius' eyes are silver and regulus' are steel. sirius tossing his head back to laugh and regulus ducking his head forward to do the same, sirius laughing loud and regulus laughing soft, sirius grinning and regulus smirking. sirius arching his left eyebrow and regulus arching his right. sirius can run farther and regulus can run faster. everyone thinks their resemblance is uncanny and they don't think they're similar at all

michael cliffrog!

10/10 pun Maïa. It's only missing the former emo kid hair.

everyone: are the italians gay

german commentator: aw like two brothers

also wear lingerie. next question

why are americans so intense about literal children’s shows. i don’t wanna judge anyone bc i believe everyone is allowed to enjoy whatever, but there is no need for so many discourse about multicoloured ponies