We’d Like To Make An Announcement. Metallica Is Now A Five Piece, Guys!

shut up, the stupid fictional gay people in my phone make me happy

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Dripping like Honey

Michael can’t seem to escape Luke and her wild ideas. She doesn’t really want to

on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39205158

Rating: E

for @escapesos

Hello! Today is Peyton’s bday! and as such, I wrote a little fem smut for them. Nerdy Fem Michael and Punk Fem Luke just fucking around in as many places as they can. Please enjoy!

Peyton, my love, Happy Birthday! You are a light in my life and a constant joy. I adore you and spending time with you. Love is stored in the listening parties and teleparties! You bring joy to my life and my vibes and I love you!

And thank you to @valiantnerdtm for the read over.

there was an audio malfunction that made luke sound like he had a kazoo and i am wHEEZING

via 5SOS UPDATES

stop being sad at esc no one cares 

sometimes i forget most of 5sos fans are old people

if regulus is allowed the brothers bsf trope i think it's only fair sirius has that trope as well. 'by making remus and regulus besties!!' no actually by making sirius kiss bartemius crouch junior

Cal @ Take My Hand Nashville - 30 June 2022

this is actually the funniest thing that has ever happened