oc aesthetic - aeneas floros, prince of the scaths
another one of these
oc aesthetic - prince aeneas floros of the scaths
i did another one for him because he’s one of my favorite characters i made
g i r l s ! ! ! ! ! ! !
*everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine*
Eris: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
*pause*
Apollo: I did. I broke it.
Eris: No. No, you didn't. Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Don't look at me! Look at Hades.
Hades: What?! I didn't break it!
Aphrodite: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Hades: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Aphrodite: Suspicious.
Hades: No, it's not!
Zeus: If it matters, probably not... Hera was the last one to use it.
Hera: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Zeus: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?
Hera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zeus!
Demeter: Alright, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Eris.
Eris: No. Who broke it?
Persephone: Eris, Athena's been awfully quiet...
Athena: REALLY?!
Persephone: Yeah, really!
Eris, to the camera while everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
im TIRED of COWARDICE hadestown what is this “chant (reprise)” “epic iii (intro) (instrumental)” NONSENSE give me “chant ii” and “lover’s desire” or give me DEATH
This suddenly came to my mind and it had to be done
hadestown text posts
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hadestown but the workers use a minecraft diamond pickaxe instead of a normal pickaxe that was hades’ idea to use them