This Is Some Primary School Shit You Pull When You Have To Make A Story But Don’t Know How To End It.

god i love superman so much. what if the nicest guy in the whole world could shoot lasers out of his eyes

This is gold

who did this 😭

Violet: I hear Penelope may be getting a proposal tonight.

Colin: Yeah, from me

bruce wayne the type of guy to pull down the oxygen mask to take a drag of his cigarette while the paramedics who are trying to reinforce his collapsed lung look on in disbelief

God damn you Steve Harvey

i cant believe steve harvey just outed eddie diaz

Screaming, crying, throwing up, kicking my feet, giggling, twirling my hair and everything else.

Quarter Past Midnight

Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.

Word Count: 19.4k

Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.

A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!

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You really fucking love the holidays. It’s probably your favorite time of the year and every gathering that is thrown during this time makes you the happiest.

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