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So I've been learning French for a while and 'faire' is actually an incredible word. Like what a fucking breakthrough in economy of language.

Faire is a verb that is usually translated into English as "to do/to make," but it covers way more actions than that, which is very confusing for new speakers. because (I have realized) that's not really what faire means.

Faire is actually a word that just gestures vaguely in the direction of the object of the sentence and goes "you know." "Je fais du velo." "Je fais du courses." "Je fais mes valises." I'm biking. I go grocery shopping. I'm packing my bags. You're just sort of pointing at a bike and going "you know, the obvious thing you'd do with it."

English: "You mean RIDE it??"

French: "Sure whatever."

Like idk I just really enjoy the concept of a catch-all verb that you can just slap onto almost anything because who fucking gives a shit, you get the idea. There's a bike. what do you think I'm going to do with it.

hope the pope won’t run into macron and trudeau together at the g7 or he’s going to have to learn homophobic slurs in french too

bro imagine that like, you havent seen your ex in like Years, and like you DONT think about him but one day some fuckass kid shows up wearing HIS signature jacket or something, like what would you do, did this guy have a kid while you werent looking, and DIDNT tell you??

this happened to my good friend, buggy the clown

ET DE DEUX!!

Sarko condamné au bracelet électronique et à l'inéligibilité quel bonheur

Rip Marius Renathyr you would've loved The Night by Voltaire

God I hope this ages well

Oscar could do the funniest thing and win the Monaco Grand Prix. Imagine.

well. it’s pretty obvious to me that they have a boys holiday booked that’s all