Me: *ordering like, 4 chest binders and so on*
Me, thinking: "I swear I'm not trans, I just have very bad dysphoria atm... And they/them pronounces would be awesome... And nicknames are good... Mirus is a nice name..."
I am aware that these thoughts aren't quite cis.
I dunno what I am. ;-;
I was just singing it to annoy my lover just a few seconds ago. Haha
So sorry for using a ship tag but I need to find that one artist.
So, 2-5 years ago (My memory is a total mess) there was this kyman artist, i think they were a woman and they were definitely Russian.
They had such an amazing artstyle. I gotta find that artist.
Please send me all the Russian artists who drew fantasy kyman a lot, had a "softish" artstyle and drew a kyman comic with the following scenario:
Cartman: "He would never love me"
Stan or Kenny: "He does"
Kyle, coming through a fence door: "I do"
Which is based on a Russian drama.
I cannot find this artist, no matter how I search.
I also know that they used to have a Tumblr and Instagram. Maybe something else as well, but these two were there for sure.
Please help me.
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What was the foot’s favorite type of chips? Dori-toes.
What’s a foot’s favorite food? Shoe-shi.
The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he really hurt his foot. The doctor says “Have you tried icing it?”
Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What does a thief wear on its feet? Sneakers.
I used to really hate my foot fungus, but now it’s actually starting to grow on me.
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help me, but I stand corrected.
Foot injuries are always really serious because they take so long to heel.
What did the foot say to the soccer ball when they won the match? I toed you so.
What has four legs but no feet? A table.
Which two Ancient Greek philosophers had the nicest feet? Pla-toe and Sock-rates.
Does your shoe have a hole in it? No? Then how did you put your foot in it then?
How hard was it for the shoemaker to manufacture clown shoes? It was no small feet.
What do you call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot? A below-knee sandwich.
What does a foot have for breakfast? Jam and toe-st.
What is a foot’s favorite mint? Men-toes.
What do you call a shoe made out of bananas? A slipper.
My younger sister thought TGIF was an instruction manual that told her that the Toes Get In First.
The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes.
What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.
Why was the toe swollen and itchy? Because it had a severe case of toe-nsilitis!
Whom did the man call instead of a doctor after hurting his feet while driving? He called the toe truck.
What is the boy called if he’s stung by a bee on his foot? You call him Toby.
Source: Wiggly Foot Jokes And Puns That'll Have You Feeling Ticklish
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Thanks for the recommendation? I don't need the app, I use Spotify because my family bought the family account thingy so that is a bit simpler for me.
Oh yeah, this is my sideblog btw, I wish I could make it my main blog but yeah.
Tails accidentally befriended Omega E-123
How? Simple.
"Hey Omega! Remember how you asked me to give you some teeth? I finally know how to."
What's happening here? Also very simple. Shadow is doing some fox hunting. uwu.
(also I'm too tired to actually finish this. So it's still kinda a wip. I'm exhausted and I don't know why haha. I'll finish it one day. Maybe.)
Oh gosh xD
@the-immortal-chair UH-
VENT
I hate the fact that I was the one not wanting to play the "I love you more" Game and then playing it cuz they wanted to play it and now I am the fucking winner.
I hate the fact that before they left for vacation, I asked them to not stop loving me jokingly and guess what. They stopped loving me.
What I love is still them and I hate how much it fucking hurts.
I love that we are still going to stay friends so that I can assure that they'll be happy but that hurts. It fucking hurts.
Maybe they'll fall in love with me again if I'll be around more often, be more better. I can't lose them...
I was starting to get my life together...
Why did no one tell me how much it hurts?
I am not able to tell them that I love them anymore. I won't hear it back. I won't be able to take them on dates anymore.
I don't know anything anymore.
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I unfortunately cannot help much, but i'mma post this in hopes someone can.
when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree
a Cappuccino with a double amount of espresso.
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