“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Just venting a little bit. :/

I was able to finish 4 painting yesterday.

Why the fuck is the thought of planning a fanfiction so fucking scary to me??? Like, ughhh. I fucking hate it.

I hoped that it would be less scary by making the paper pretty. :/

I wish therapists would take me in and not say that I am beyond help or that the only things that could help me are pills that remove my emotions or a fucking mental hospital.

Like- I know I am not that broken.

But it does get annoying and painful when 5 professionals say that to one. :/

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What was the foot’s favorite type of chips? Dori-toes.

What’s a foot’s favorite food? Shoe-shi.

The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he really hurt his foot. The doctor says “Have you tried icing it?”

Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

What does a thief wear on its feet? Sneakers.

I used to really hate my foot fungus, but now it’s actually starting to grow on me.

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help me, but I stand corrected.

Foot injuries are always really serious because they take so long to heel.

What did the foot say to the soccer ball when they won the match? I toed you so.

What has four legs but no feet? A table.

Which two Ancient Greek philosophers had the nicest feet? Pla-toe and Sock-rates.

Does your shoe have a hole in it? No? Then how did you put your foot in it then?

How hard was it for the shoemaker to manufacture clown shoes? It was no small feet.

What do you call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot? A below-knee sandwich.

What does a foot have for breakfast? Jam and toe-st.

What is a foot’s favorite mint? Men-toes.

What do you call a shoe made out of bananas? A slipper.

My younger sister thought TGIF was an instruction manual that told her that the Toes Get In First.

The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes.

What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.

Why was the toe swollen and itchy? Because it had a severe case of toe-nsilitis!

Whom did the man call instead of a doctor after hurting his feet while driving? He called the toe truck.

What is the boy called if he’s stung by a bee on his foot? You call him Toby.

Source: Wiggly Foot Jokes And Puns That'll Have You Feeling Ticklish

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i had this dream where i was kicked out of my weird not-house by my not-family, and fucking ryuk from death note was desperately trying to find me a new home and generally fussing over me.

imagine being freshly kicked outta your home just for a god of death to basically adopt you and fuss over you like a pet owner does with a cat..

Cut the guy some slack!!

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when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

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