We Just Keep Naming Bugs Like This

what it feels like to be a girl

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

PAUSE EVERYTHING. THE WALLAS ARE CRUMBLING. THE SKY IS FALING. G . THE WORLD IS ENDING. .ITW ON FIRE EVERYHTING IS ON FIRE

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

I’m on a “YouTube videos that defined my childhood/teenage years” binge. Have any of you guys watched Baman Piderman?

This is episode 4. There’s 26 total. I don’t wanna give anything away for anyone who hasn’t seen it, but this silly show actually ends up developing a really fun plot with episodes that gradually increase in length and complexity. it’s SO entertaining and funny and charming and you should definitely watch it if you haven’t already

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

bro bro would be freaked out as hell if he knew

(i had to paste in google docs for word count)

(most of these are just headcanons from my pookie wookie bear, except for the physical features and LGBTQ headcanons)

its so funny we have a communication device referred to as the 'walkie talkie' and because we're used to it it's serious