Shitty Calvin Fischoeder Aesthetic: This Guy Is Some Of The Most Legit Old Man Representation I've Ever

an edit of the "it's not much but it's honest work" meme, where the farmer has been edited to be in a tux, wearing a top hat, and smoking a cigar. the caption has been edited to read "it's not honest, but it's much" and the whole meme is captioned "landlords counting their money"
a photo of a white woman in huge sunglasses pointing at her handful of cash with her other hand and a shocked expression on her face. her shirt says "I love money and money loves me"
screenshotted google search showing that the input is "my brother tried to", with the autocomplete coming up as "my brother tried to kill me reddit"
an article headline reading "How to Survive Your First Coke (or Whatever) Scandal"
text reading "Buy my silence. Permanently. $8,000 per month For $8,000 a month, I will stop"
an anonymous tumblr ask. text: do you have any fucking moral compass the response is by @gothiiie. text: no i pawned it for cash
an image of Michael Scott from The Office looking at someone pff-camera with disgust. subtitle: It's... You're so white.
tweet by GRGHHUN SHRIMP @gendernuts. text: hello there....ive been expecting you (spins around in my office chair so im facing you) (i continue spinning around) wheee (i spin around again) whooohooo weee
a quiz question reading "90. I use the force of my personality..." and the two possible answers, which are "...to convince people that I'm right." and "...to entertain others."

Shitty Calvin Fischoeder aesthetic: this guy is some of the most legit old man representation i've ever seen bc in one of the few episodes i can remember he just casually drops that his brother poked out his fucking eyeball when they were kids and then doesn't elaborate. and that literally is just how old people are. they will tell you the weirdest most fucked up thing in casual conversation and then go about their day like you won't be thinking about this for the next ten years

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