Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
thinkign about characters i like being sweet and tender with each other
she knows her so well
this is so.. my boyfriend coded
some doodles I drew
legends
Vote tomatt as the best Tom ship because they are attracting opossites yet they match in crucial ways, vote tomatt because they have shared childhood friendship lore, vote tomatt because they give a brilliant contrast between self loathing and obnoxiously high self-esteem, vote tomatt because they are a "grumpy guy who can't say his fast food order without stammering" and "ray of sunshine with a body count of 786" duo, vote tomatt because they thrive on being petty bitches together, vote tomatt because "the only thing you're driving is ME crazy", vote tomatt because when matt rose from the dead tom was the first person he went to for help, vote tomatt because "hey matt? you're all right." "really?🥹" "really <3", vote tomatt because they're both weird monster guys, vote tomatt because tom was the only one who cared about matt being all alone in the zombie infested train station, vote tomatt because when matt was about to die he wanted his treasured possessions to be passed on to tom, vote tomatt vote tomatt vote tomatt
goofy doodle dump featuring!! matt as a bat and tom, cool as hell tord doodle, tordmatt as a treat, and tord when he was a little creature. and tom + matt being dumbasses on the bottom img of course 🫶
worked on WAYY too many pieces while i was away, and since it would take too long to post these separately, i thought putting them together would’ve been awesome. full course meal for all of you guys ENJOYY ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
hoot hoot! I'm a communist!!
erm. what the scarab?!
Can we can trans tordedd,,,🫣
YES!!!!!!
can we talk about how being so pants-shittingly terrified of Doing A Racism you freeze up or Get Weird around anyone a shade darker than the sugar in your cupboard or with an accent is effectively the same as being scared of brown people and doesn't make you much better than Sandra Lilly Smith from the suburbs who clings her purse when a black guy gets on the elevator with her