The Most Annoying Dude You Know

Headcannon and a scarletjewelshipping kid

His name is Daiyu, who looks more like his mother Arrow :D

I'm free-

Gets hits with the feels for a character-

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

Just realized while writing my fanfic that if Spicynoodles were to become canon, Pigsy would absolutely scrutinize Red Son and try to keep MK from dating him. It's literally the equivalent of a disapproving father keeping his innocent daughter away from some bad boy biker, made all the more comparable since Red Son is literally a villain who drives a bike

I've just been imagining Red Son just fucking pulling up with his badass bike wearing a red leather jacket and sunglasses and MK strolls out of Pigsy's with his best Monkey King merch and sketchbook while Tang is trying to stop Pigsy from having a stress induced heart attack-

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Pigsy: Kid! What's with all the burn marks!?

MK, completely dazed and rubbing one of his marks: My boyfriend's the best...

Pigsy: BOYFRIEND!?

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MK: But Dadsy, I love him!

Pigsy: No employee of mine is going to be running around with some demon! And didn't he burn you anyways!?

MK: I mean...I kinda asked him to 👉👈

Pigsy: WHAT-

Red Son, pulling up in his bike outside Pigsy's: C'MON NOODLE BOY WE'RE GONNA ON THE MOST EVIL DATE YOUR MORTAL BRAIN CAN IMAGINE!

MK: WellitwasnicetalkingtoyouDadsyiloveyoubye-

Pigsy: KID WHAT THE FU-

Mei: Sooo... they're dating now?

Tang: Yup, and you owe me 50 dollars

Mei, passing Tang $50: Ughhh...

Pigsy: YOU TWO WERE PLACING BETS!?!?

Wukong, walking into Pigsy's and seeing Pigsy incoherently screaming: Soo...What happened here...?

Mei: Well...

Tang: MK and Red Son went out on a date

Pigsy: MONKEY KING! YOU'RE THE KID'S MENTOR! TELL HIM TO STOP DATING THAT DEMON!

Wukong: ...

Wukong: PFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAICANTBREATH-

Pigsy: MONKEY KING!!!

Wukong: DUDE I NEED TO TELL BULL KING ABOUT THIS HE'LL FREAK-

Pigsy: YOU'RE NOT TELLING ANYONE ABOUT THIS! I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE KNOWING THAT MY EMPLOYEE IS WALTZING AROUND WITH SOME SMUG ASS DEMON PUNK-

Sandy, walking into the room: Uhhh...is this a bad time?

Pigsy: GAAAAAAAAAAA-

And even after they all agree to keep Red Son and MK's relationship a secret until Red is ready to tell his parents, Pigsy would still fucking hate him-

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Pigsy: Listen here, punk. If I didn't promise MK to give you a chance, I'd personally ban you from ever entering this building again. But I'm going to give you one chance to prove that you're good enough for the kid.

Red: Hmph, alright "Pigsy", what are your demands?

Pigsy: Don't commit crimes with my kid, don't flirt with my kid in front of me, don't do anything beyond kissing my kid, and if you break the kid's heart, I will break your legs. Understand?

Red: Hmm...fair enough. Though for the record, between the two of us, MK is much more dirty minded, so you needn't worry about my "advances"

Pigsy: ...

Pigsy: Inhales

(Yeah Red Son is actually asexual, although he's happy to do more physical stuff like making out since it makes MK happy. But yes, MK is a bit more dirty minded than Red Son, he's just too shy to actually act on it most of the time.)

✨ For the one and only @crysta4rtist ✨

hope you're having a lovely day! :D

AHHH one of my otps not gonna lie

sorry it's not as good as I hope it would be and sorry forni being late-

Double date

Featuring:

Loki "I need to do something nice with my hair and to pick my outfit 2 weeks in advance and have accessories that accentuate my monochrome pallete better and to set an alarm 2 hours before the date so I can get ready" Odinson

Mantis (Mandy or Mai Tiến in this au at least) "I can put together something cute and different to shake things up, it's my first ever date and that's special!! I can't go anywhere without my headphones but maybe a bow will make it date appropriate" Brandt

Bucky "Band tee that don't stink yet" Barnes

Steve "Last fashion magazine I've seen was my grandpa's and ever since then I decided that I've seen enough" Rogers

Dad in Training Saga continues…

He’s trying bGL;KAMWOFE 

I will never not think about you.

Echo: Hey, what are you doing?

Tech: I have taken a venture into the fascinating world of bad coping skills.

Echo: Really? What bad coping skills did you do?

Tech: Oh, not me.

Hunter: He is observing Crosshair.

Crosshair: Can't you just let me down my whiskey in peace????

Tech, looking at Crosshair:

Tech, starts scribbling:

Crosshair: THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING DOWN-

these are from last year-

My main Ocs ✨

💘 Arrow

😇 Angelica

🌊 An Lian

🐝Iris

this is Iris old design-