Loki (currently Female): I Like My Men How I Like My Emotions

Loki (currently female): I like my men how I like my emotions

Thor: ...how?

Loki with a grin: Buried deep inside me

Thor: *sighs* I really should have seen that coming

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Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

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lady-loki-silvertongue

5 years ago

Pepper

No one else does anything on the same level as Pepper fucking Potts

who did it best tho 😂

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lady-loki-silvertongue

4 years ago

Do you guys want to chose the winning card for my cards against humanity with the avengers?

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lady-loki-silvertongue

4 years ago

Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:

Tony:

Peter:

Bruce:

Natasha:

Clint:

Thor:

Steve:

Bucky:

Sam:

Loki:

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lady-loki-silvertongue

5 years ago

Bucky: Nice hands, Nat.

Nat: Thanks?

Bucky: But they'd look better around my-

Sam: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE RHE LORD JESUS! AMEN!

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lady-loki-silvertongue

4 years ago

Tony scolding Peter for doing stupid and dangerous things on patrol: Why?! You’re going to get yourself killed!

Peter and Loki: Here for a good time not a long time

Shuri coming in with a bottle of bleach: I was summoned and I brought drinks.

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lady-loki-silvertongue

4 years ago

Teacher: I think it’s a reasonable assumption that none of you have ever been shot.

Peter: Umm...

Teacher: Apparently I was wrong. Peter, what the fuck?

Peter: Hehe. Funny story. *jumps out the window*

Ned: Pfft- He’s out of here

Teacher: Do you know how he got shot?

Ned: Uh... *nyooms out the door*

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lady-loki-silvertongue

4 years ago

Me responding to this post getting over a hundred notes despite being some bullshit I made on the bus: