Im Really Bad At Conversations Sorry If Ive Ever Talked To You

Limerence is a word i have been looking for for a long time.

𝙼𝚊𝚢 𝟸𝟾, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶
 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶-𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹

J. Estanislao Lopez, "What the Fingers Do" [transcript in ALT]

Salman Rushdie is inside my head and I can’t make him stop talking.

“Taking refuge in the abandoned terrace, forsaken by all but me, an odd squirrel or two, a lone bird, watched the crippling ivy of despair wound itself around the child of sorrow I had let in to warm herself by my slowly smouldering hearth. Gently she knelt, oh so softly she sang, bewitched me into thinking the house was freezing, coal upon coal I blindly shoved unto the fire, and whom was the blazing house to blame? for t’was never a home.”

I can do basic arithmetic as a mathematician. I can easily do basic arithmetic as a mathematician. I can instantly do basic arithmetic as a mathematician. I can easily estimate operations on fractions as a mathematician. I can accurately estimate operations on fractions as a mathematician. I can instantly estimate operations on fractions as a mathematician. Novel proofs come easily to me. I am always correct when creating proofs. I am clearheaded when creating proofs. I am clever when creating proofs. I can detect counterexamples when creating proofs…

I appear completely human when outside the math department. My mind is not harmed from temporary excursions outside the math department. I can blend in with the humans when outside the math department. I can be social when outside the math department. I easily choose words to say that are not weird in social settings outside the math department…

I am supple and well fed. My body absorbs every nutrient from the coffee I drink. My body effortlessly turns coffee into theorems. My body efficiently turns coffee into theorems. My mind becomes more alert from the caffiene I drink. I can recieve proofs directly from Vishnu through all the coffee I drink. I can easily transcribe proofs from Vishnu through all the coffee I drink. My body naturally secretes theorems when provided with caffeine. My body effortlessly secretes theorems when provided with caffeine. My body's theorem secretions are exciting and novel. My body's theorem secretions are enticing to journals. My body's theorem secretions are rigorous. My body's theorem secretions can pass peer review…

My body naturally processes chalk powder into necessary carbon structures. My body instantly processes chalk powder into necessary carbon structures. My body efficiently processes chalk powder into necessary carbon structures…

I have full control over my emotions when presenting. I have effortless control over my emotions when presenting…

I am capable of resisting the urge to spit corrosive venom when asked what the applications are. I can effortlessly resist the urge to spit corrosive venom when asked what the applications are. I can swiftly resist the urge to spit corrosive venom when asked what the applications are…

I have full control over every integration problem. I have innate knowledge of many integration techniques. I have perfect knowledge of many integration techniques. I can apply trigonometric substitution correctly. I can apply trigonometric substitutions in a clarivoyant fashion. Knowledge of the derivative of the arctangent comes easily to me. My third eye is wide open. My third eye can easily recognize when a parameterization trick will be effective. My third eye can effortlessly recognize when a parameterization trick will be effective. My third eye will guide me to the most useful parameterization for any integral. My third eye has flawless knowledge of polar integration. My third eye can recognize integrals that can be solved more easily in polar form. My third eye can accurately recognize integrals that can be solved more easily in polar form. My third eye will catch missing polar constants. My third eye will catch missing indeterminate form constants. I am capable of remembering +C. I am capable of remembering the dx. I am capable of remembering the limits of integration…

I am capable of writing the addition symbol. The addition symbol does not singe my flesh. The addition symbol does not harm me in any way. The addition symbol does not cause me to involuntarily retract my hand in pain. I have independent control over each limb. I have full control over each limb. I have effortless control over each limb. My arms and legs respond to my every command. I am capable of resisting the urge to choke physicists. I am capable of resisting the urge to trip buisness majors…

Hypnosis works effectively on me. Hypnosis has no negative side effects on me. I am capable of reprogramming my subconscious mind. All positive and beneficial affirmations program my subconscious instantly. Affirmations I desire program my subconscious instantly. Affirmations I approve of program my subconscious instantly. I safely take in and absorb all subliminals. I bypass negativity to create instant and infinite results. All results gained from this subliminal are permanent.