💎🪐treasure Planet

magasin bio AU parce que j’aime bien les aus :

Viviane et Perceval tiennent un magasin bio

Caius il fait les huiles d’olive

Et Verinus il tient le stand citrons

Karadoc il passe mais il aime pas le bio du coup c’est parfois un peu tendu

En face y a le magasin médiéval qu’est tenu par Calo, Leo et Michel

Michel il fait des répliques d’épées

Puis y a le refuge pour animaux co géré par Bohort et Galessin

Galessin il s’occupe des chiens

Et parfois il fait des friands à la saucisse pour le magasin bio

Aussi Perceval il fait des conventions / soirées spéciales jeux chez Calo et Leo

Yvain et Gauvain ils sont vendeurs chez le magasin bio et tout le monde les adore

Et y a le rayon herbes / huiles essentielles tenu par Merlin et Elias

Ils s’engueulent un peu toute la journée mais au fond ils s’aiment bien

Guenievre elle aide Galessin au refuge, surtout avec les chiots

Calo il a une collection de kilts qu’il sort pour les soirées jeux

Le tavernier il a un bar où il fait du cidre bio vendu dans le magasin de Viviane

Et Guethenoc et Roparzh ils ont une AMAP et fournissent leurs légumes au magasin

Hervé il élève des moutons avec Madenn pour faire des pulls en laine

Séli elle fait des tartes pour le magasin et le bar du tavernier

Le bar se transforme d’ailleurs peu à peu en salon de thé

Venec il a un magasin d’antiquités un peu pourri où il essaie de refourguer plein de trucs aux clients

Et Alzagar il vient lui faire un contrôle fiscal

Et y a des clients comme Arthur et Lancelot qui viennent

Arthur sympathise très rapidement avec Guenievre parce qu’il voulait trouver des potits chiots

Caius et Galessin ils se font des apéros friands à la saucisse / salade tomate mozza huile d’olive

Et Ferme ta Gueule il vit en liberté entre les magasins et le bar

Dagonet il est pas au courant que les gens ils sont sur son terrain mais comme il les aime bien, il les laisse faire leur vie

Un jour, Lancelot veut acheter tout le terrain pour le transformer

Mais les autres ne veulent pas du coup Lancelot se fait (un peu) dégager

Wulfstan, Horsa et Grüdü ils tiennent un parc naturel /réserve pour les loups et les ours

HAVE SALIERI AND MOZART FAN ART (I rarely post my draw here but why not...)

Comment il le regarde arrrrrrgh

“Non, il est plus recherché puisque je l’ai trouvé” aka “c’est mon Venec, okay? Pas touche à ma terre!”

Et Dikhil en protecteur derrière JE MEURS 

« Ils loupent la foire du matin »

Commission par @ArtEuphy pour la super fic de @saecookie qui m’a fait tomber en amour avec ces deux-là

i dont know if im the only one..

93 fun OC asks because why not

Basics:

1. What is their gender? 

2. What is their sexuality?

3. What is the meaning behind their name? Do they have any nicknames?

4. Do they have any siblings? How many? Are they older or younger?  Which sibling are they the closest with? 

5. What’s their relationship with their parents like? What about other relatives?

6. What would they give their life for?

7. Are they in a romantic relationship? With who? How did they meet?

8. What do they believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

9. What is their favorite color? Favorite animal?

10. What are some of their talents/skills? 

11. If they could make a mark on history, what would they like it to be? 

12. How old are they? When is their birthday?

13. What do they do for fun?

14. What is their favorite food? How often do they get to eat it?

15. What was something their parents taught them?

16. Are they religious?

17. Where were they born? 

18. What languages can they speak? Where did they learn these languages? 

19. What is their occupation?

20. Do they have any titles? How did they earn them? 

Personality:

21. What is their favorite thing about their personality?

22. What is their least favorite thing about their personality?

23. Do they get lonely easily?

24. Do you know their MBTI type?

25. What is their biggest flaw?

26. Are they aware of their flaws?

27. What is their biggest strength? 

28. Are they aware of their strengths?

29. How would they describe their own personality?

30. When frightened, will they resort to “fight” or “flight”?

31. Does this character ever put somebody else’s needs before their own? Who do they do this for? How often do they do this?

32. What is their self esteem like?

33. What is their biggest fear? How would they react to having to face it?

34. How easily do they trust others with their secrets? With their lives? 

35. What is the easiest way to annoy them?

36. What is their sense of humor like? Give an example of a joke they would find humorous.

37. How easy is it for them to say “I love you”? Do they say it without meaning it?

38. What do others admire most about their personality?

39. What does their happily ever after look like?

40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?

Physical Profile:

41. What does their laugh sound like? Do they snort when they laugh? How often do they laugh? 

42. What is their favorite thing about their physical appearance?

43. What is their least favorite thing about their physical appearance?

44. Do they have any scars? If so, what are the stories behind those scars?

45. How would they describe their own appearance?

46. How easily can they express emotions? How easily can they hide emotions?

47.  What’s their pain tolerance like?

48. Do they have any tattoos? What are the stories behind those tattoos?

49. Do they have any piercings?

50. How would you describe their style of clothing? How would they describe their style of clothing?

51. What is their height? Weight?

52. What is their body type? Are they muscular, chubby, skinny, etc?

53. What is their hair color? Eye color? Skin tone?

54. What is their current hairstyle? What have been some of their past hairstyles? Which was their favorite hairstyle?

55. What is their alcohol tolerance like? What kind of drunk are they? How bad are their hangovers?

56. What do they smell like? Why do they smell like this? (Is it the things they’re around or a perfume they wear?)

57. How do they feel about sex? Are they a virgin?

58. What is their most noticeable physical attribute?

59. What does their resting face look like? Do they have RBF?

60. Describe the way they sleep. 

Environment: 

61. Which season is their favorite season?

62. Have they ever been betrayed? How did it affect their ability to trust others?

63. What is always guaranteed to make them smile?

64. Do they get cold easily? Do they get overheated easily?

65. What’s their immune system like? Do they get sick often? How do they react to getting sick?

66. Where do they live? Do they like it there?

67. Is their bedroom messy? What about their bathroom? Kitchen? Living room?

68. How did their environment growing up affect their personality?

69. How did the people in their environment growing up affect their personality?

70. How do they feel about animals? Do they have any pets?

71. How are they with children? Do they have any? Do they want any?

72.  Would they rather have stability or comfort?

73. Do they prefer the indoors or outdoors?

74. What weather is their favorite? Do they like storms? 

75. If given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

76. How organized are they?

77. What is their most prized possession?

78. Who do they consider to be their best friend? 

79. What is their economic situation?

80. Are they a morning person or a night owl?

Miscellaneous:

81. Are they bothered by the sight of blood?

82. What is their handwriting like?

83. Can they swim? How well? Do they like to swim?

84. Which deadly sin do they represent best?

85. Do they believe in ghosts?

86. How do they celebrate holidays? How do they celebrate birthdays?

87. What is something they regret?

88. Do they have an accent?

89. What is their D&D alignment?

90. Are they right or left handed?

91. If they were a tweet, what tweet would they be?

92. Describe them as a John Mulaney gif.

93. What’s the most iconic line of dialogue they’ve ever said?

arthur cartoon juste pour faire peur à alexandre astier

King Micah, Tyrant of The Kingdom of Carvor

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

Perceval : You've ever switched your whole sentence 'cause you don't know how to spell one word.