I'd Tag My Mum Here But She Isn't On Tumblr

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE

if you tell a woman she isn't complete without children, I will kick your ass so far, you'll end up on Jupiter in his greek form

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

how in the holy smoking doodles does this have so many notes (yes, 23 notes is a big deal for me)

pls don't let this be the post tumblr recognises me i thought of this on the toilet at 3am

10 little monkeys - PJO ver.

7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,

Leo fell down and cracked his head,

Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,

"No more demigods jumping on the bed."

ykw fish. I'll gift you a big fluffy tail for the upcoming holidays, whichever one it is. Ye asked, and ye shall receive.

just realized i dont have a big fluffy tail. why is that

A new addition to the Olympics AU:

It’s Reyna!! (And bonus Hylla!)

(I did double check - when it comes to the Olympics, Puerto Rico is considered independent from the US and is allowed to compete on its own.)

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!

if i see one more person saying that annabeth’s character is “ruined” because leah’s not blonde, i’m actually going to go insane. if you think that annabeth’s motives and character are entirely defined by her hair color, you did not understand the books. her character goes so much further than her appearance. “but leah doesn’t uphold the dumb blonde stereotype” leah being annabeth ENHANCES annabeth’s character arc by covering racism as well.

every single character in the riordanverse has been outcasted and turned away. this includes annabeth. you think that leah’s annabeth, a black girl in the early 2000s, is an exception to this? fuck, even in the episode with the chimera, it’s noticeable. now i dont know if this was intentional, but someone mentioned that the police officer had no problem with walker/percy’s blatant disrespect, but the SECOND leah very normally asks, “are we under arrest?” he accuses her of having a disrespectful tone.

annabeth’s intelligence is in no way related to her hair color. leah portrays annabeth beautifully and i couldn’t ask for anyone better.

*crashes in through the wall*

yOU SUMMONED FOR A HYPERACTIVE CRAZY BITCH???

tumblr entertain me

heyy

you haven't been online in a while

so imma update you real quick: im studying like hell, ppl keep downplaying every little thing i do, recently i was told i kid you fucking not that i need to 'put more effort into my studies or i won't have enough money to afford the face surgery i so desperately need', i'm seeing a psychologist tomorrow but it's only a trial run to see if i actually want therapy or not (i don't but some other post of mine yk the 'if this gets --- notes i will' kinda posts well one of those that i did is now urging me to get therapy but i highly doubt i'll keep going after the first 2 trial sessions)

there was smth else but i've forgotten it i'll send again when i remember

whenever you're back love you can be greeted with my irritating lil updates and hopefully endulge me with knowledge of your wellbeing too <3

HELLO I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE IN A WHILE IK I SAID I WAS BACK BUT I FORGOT TO CLEAR MY SEARCH HISTORY AND THAT WAS AN ISSUE, BUT I AM SO SO SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY

I am so angry on your behalf, because I've been where you are, and let me tell you, their opinions are never worth even thinking about. and I'm so glad that you are seeking out for help, because sometimes you can't take on everything on your own, but whatever you choose to do, I'll support it, and even if I'm not online in a while, I'll always respond ASAP, so take care and be safe!

I have an addition:

Nico: Magnus: Nico: you're dead. Magnus: I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE YOUR SNACKS I'M SORRY- Alex and Will: *eating popcorn*

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

~~~~~

Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE