Wasn't @'ed But I Might As Well Actually Post This One Lol

I usually try and keep hockey off this account but I am begging you all to never drink and drive.

It’s not just yourself and those in the car you are putting at risk. It’s the people in the cars around you, the people biking near you, the people walking on the sidewalk, the people waiting for the bus.

Don’t drink and drive. Have someone come pick you up or call an Uber.

The risk is not worth it.

My heart goes out to Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau’s family and friends.

Day 21: XisumaVoid (everyones favorite admin)

Look at him, isnt he great, I had a lot of fun drawing X, even if I had procrastinated for majority of the day. Really tho I love this one lolz

Day 22: RenDog (AKA King RenTheKing)

I meant to post this like an hour ago but I was too focused on my chicken nuggets lol. Anyway here is our lovely (and totally not corrupt) king

Day 23: IJevin (your local slime)

LOOK AT HIM, BASK IN HIS SLIMEY GLORY. also IM ALL CAUGHT UP, FINALLY. cough cough anyway I am vary happy that I no longer have to worry about trying to do two drawing a day lolz

May i ask about your headcanons for states as kids, just whatever you want come up with, I'll share mine

I think a lot of the states had accents speaking English as kids

Florida would definitely just combine the weirdest food, if there's a weird food that every state is eating it's because Florida found a really good one and made it a trend

I personally imagine texas would sleep(or try to) in a pillow nest, his hair would also be very unkempt and his hat would be oversized

Gov has been overly professional forever and has made a fool of himself, i imagine the states were adults already and whenever they even slightly take him seriously they remember the ridiculous things he said as a kid and laugh

They all definitely commit violence upon each other, especially after Christmas with the bonk stick

YES YES, them as kids is such a fun thing to think about

States as kids

Mass and Penn were bitters, you get too close and you got 50 unknown viruses 

Jersey is a forest rat

York and Jersey would swim in the Hudson, no one knows how they are still alive

Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Oklahoma would go hunting together, yes they were about 8, what about it?

If Jersey talked too fast he would stutter or switch to either Dutch or Swedish, he wouldn’t notice the language switch until York told him

Florida and alligators, need I say more?

California was very food picky, most times Texas would cook something for him

York and Jersey would go between each others homes for dinner every weekend, York’s grandparents loved to introduce Jersey to different Italian foods, Jersey’s mothers would do the same to York but with Dutch and Swedish foods

Penn and Virginia would have other states watch Gov during the week, with Mass, Vermont, and Maine watching him on the weekends

Jersey and Del weren’t allowed alone, they would go onto boats and try to take them over, just two probably 7 year old's successfully taking over a British ship

Minnesota and Michigan would trick Wisconsin by swapping places, like the parent trap but with a fellow child and it’s just that child that would fall for it

Florida and Jersey would refuse to believe that English was a real language, when Louisiana came along, he too refused to believe it was real, Jersey was never able to convince Del that it wasn’t real but he was close

York and Jersey were inseparable when Jersey first met Mass and Penn, Jersey couldn’t really understood the English they spoke because accents so York acted as a sort of translator, translating English to different sounding English

I'll be honest, I could probably make this list way way longer but I think this is long enough, might do another list to get more of these down

Ahhhhh I just saw this but omigosh, poor Jersey

Hi I'm now depressed (hockey has absolutely ruined me), gimme Jersey angst, please?

Why sad? Happy! HAPPY >:D /ref that no one but me understands

But uhm- yes here’s some NJ angst for ya >:D

New Jersey and New York were currently participating in one of their favorite activities to do together. Play fighting! The two have them have always loved play fighting with each other no matter where they were. It was a good way to get out the loads of energy that the two of them had stored up 24/7, and it was quite enjoyable for both.

NJ grunted a little bit as he was headbutted in the chest by NY, who was previously being held in a chokehold. He didn’t let go though, despite NY’s cat-like biting and scratching. He was basically immune to it at this point, being NY’s token scratching post (this is a half joke). The Garden State put in little to no effort when fighting NY, seeing as he was significantly stronger than the latter. That didn’t make the playfighting any less fun though!

That was, until….

New Jersey completely forgot that this was just a play fight, and he threw New York over the couch when he saw the opportunity. See, this would’ve been okay-ish, if NY got up right after. And it would’ve been okay-ish if Jersey didn’t hear a loud whimper along with a thud. Ahhh hell.

He stood there for a minute catching his breath, as well as getting more and more concerned and afraid when his little brother didn’t get up immediately. And he started panicking after hearing the loud whimper. Oh god. Did he actually hurt New York?? What if he did??? Oh god- did NY hate him now???? Was he scared of him maybe???? Either one would be just as bad…. What would the others say if they found out that he hurt a fellow state???? Much more that he hurt his own little brother????? Surely they would hate him….

New Jersey had been so lost in his thoughts that he hadn’t noticed New York calling his name until he felt a gentle bap to the face. He snapped out of it and looked at whoever had just slapped him. New York stood there, with a mildly concerned look on his face. New York stood there. He was okay. Okay. Good. New Jersey would’ve never forgiven himself if he actually hurt his little brother.

"….Jers? Ya good?? We lost ya there for a second." New York said, playfully punching NJ in the shoulder.

"Huh? Oh- yeah- I’m. Im fine."

Based on how New Jersey suddenly found himself pinned to the couch with a hug, New York could tell that that was pure bullsh*t. He wasn’t going to force the Garden State to say anything. He’ll just hug the sadness out of him.

After a few minutes, New Jersey speaks up:

"Did I uhh….. Did I uh- hurt ya by any chance…?"

"No?"

"Mk….. ya sure?? Don’ make me check ya for injuries." New Jersey said sternly, but there was a worried lilt to his voice.

"Jers. I’m fine. Jeez yer soundin a lot like Masshole. Bein’ a mother hen and crap…"

New Jersey just chuckled a bit and laid there comfortably, listening to his little brother’s rambling. He was happy too. That meant that New York okay…..

I’m sorry;

A WHAT relationship with a WHAT!?

Space Force being the most unsettling of the Branches is actually my favorite thing, like everyone assumes the scariest of the Branches would be Marine Corp just because of the reputation and granted he is a big guy that could easily crush you.

While Space looks 19 max, is like 5'2 maybe 5'3 in her boots, generally so tiny she's got Air Force & Army googling "can you give adults pediasure", always has her hair in pigtail braids, and keeps fruit snacks in her pockets.

All that put together has people looking at her and going "oh she looks sweet :)" and going over to have a conversation that starts with making eye contact and getting a shiver up your spine because you look into her eyes and see the vast abyss of Space where no one can hear you scream, and then she says 7 unsettling things in a row (including very possibly when and how you'll die). most people assume this is some sort of psychological warfare she's trying out. its not. she's just like that. Airy is the only one unbothered by it.

It's my birthday today! Which I am happy about, I'm 17 which...not so happy about but whatever.

I don't really feel older, honestly I'm kind of just out of it. I suppose it doesn't really feel like my birthday much at all, that happens when you get older right? You feel it less and less? I don't know man I'm spitballin here.

I'm going swimming in a little while, which will be fun, hopefully we're getting OutBack since we haven't in forever and it's my birthday damn it. I originally wanted to go skating today but with me staying up all night and poppy needing to work it just didn't work out, maybe that's why I'm out of it, who knows (I sure don't).

After today the only thing I'm looking forward to is the beginning of the NHL pre-season because OH do I have plans for that AND the season it's self, it's gonna be real fun (so long as I keep up with it).

Anyway, y'all have a good rest of yer day, I'll have a good rest of my B-day, byeeee!!

Day 7: xBcrafted (your local fish)

I'm not gonna lie...I mainly used this as an excuse to draw a fish, because its been so long since I've last had. I would have gotten this done sooner but DND is a thing I forgot I had today lolz

central jersey solidarity 🤝🤝

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Central Jersey built DIFFERENT, donno if that’s a good or bad different yet but certainly different