To Date Me You Must Defeat My 7 Evil Groomers That Ruined My Ability To Show Affection

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We need to bring back horror web series where the protagonist is just a pathetic man experiencing The Horrors™

was this post made by the pilot who shot down the plane in lord of the flies

you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke

designing a jeff plushie at 8pm on a thursday evening was not how I anticipated my week

(design obv inspired by ijustwannahavefunn. I'm not selling this shit I'm hand forging this lil mf)

"Sowwy I stole Ur pillz🥺🥺" ahh hoodie🙏

Opened acnh to run around for a couple of minutes but ended up taking pics of jeff cause ofc i have him as my villager

important extra notes! thank you to @robitherat and @arcade-conspiracy as well as any others for further context. :)

small psa : the marble hornets cheesecake joke was never about fat shaming Tim.

for those who don't know, the joke originally came from a youtube video called "cooking with totheark", a parody video where all the codes in the video translated to a recipe for a key lime pie. somewhere along the way it got mistranslated to cheesecake, and somehow the fandom came up with the idea that it was to fat shame Tim.

it was infact not! btw watch "cooking with totheark" I laughed annoyingly loud at it.