MBLAQ // ‘Mirror’ Teaser
Dayoung to Mir: Why didn’t you find me first? Why did you find me so late? Next time when we meet on the street, i want you to find me first.
Happy virus Bang Cheolyong
I doubt vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot
Potential Alcoholic (via inavalleyofsin)
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
friendly reminder that even if i take ages to reply, i still want to roleplay with you
happy new year 🎉
“It was just you and me… Everything else just disappeared. And I loved it.” — Her (2013)
[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.
[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.
[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.
[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.
[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.
[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.
[ text ]: I can't find my phone.
[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.
[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.
[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.
[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.
[ text ]: Do you have my dog?
[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?
[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.
[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.
[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.
[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.
[ text ]: Who's house am I in?
[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.
[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.
[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.
[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.
[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.
[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.
[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.
[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.
[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.
[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.
[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.
[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.
[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.
[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.
[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.
[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.
[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo
[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae