SAVE A HORSE. RIDE A COWBOY 🗣

I hate men who yell at women

smh.

So... Outlaw Midas came out yesterday and...

Those fingers 🤤 specifically the way he has them.

Muscle memory, either from doing it to his own or other people's 🐱

(I need to eat his pussy)/j

(Also, yes, I hc that Midas is ftm trans.)

best thing ever is to repeat one song for hours or days.. it tickles my brain so good

I know it makes sense that Hatsune Miku is getting added into this season considering the theme and all that, but it would’ve been so funny if instead of snoop dogg turning around in the trailer for season remix it was miku… like yes run the agency you go girl

Fives has an important message for you!

Oc story;

Tw - execution, possibly gruesome death

(Medieval time) The king looked down from his throne at the court fool who had been accused of sleeping with his son in a homosexual relationship. He had just declared that the jester would be put to death on the rack. That evening, when the whole kingdom had gone to bed, only the executioner, king, and court fool was awake. The jester's ankles are fastened to one roller, and the wrists are chained to the other. Their neck had been chained, too... then the process starts, their body is stretched and pulled, first their arms and hips are pulled out of socket, then their spine separates to its limit, their neck stretched until their head popped off and their torso broke open from being stretched to the limit.

It had been painful, extremely painful, but when Laffy Taffy had woken up next to that underground river that reeked of death, nothing hurt. It felt as if a million pounds had been lifted from their shoulders. They weren't scared when an old raft of pale wood floated up to the riverbed. The driver of the raft held out his old weathered hand for passage on his ferry, Laffy had none, or thought they had none, but then they felt two gold coins in their pocket and handed it to the ferry driver giving them passage to where they'd be judged and sent to their afterlife in the realm of Hades. They were sent to the Elysium, on the outskirts of the heavenly place but there they were able to still bring smiles to peoples faces becuase, even in life they had been a great contortionist and entertainer but with how they had died its like they had no bones at all and could stretch and stretch and stretch to no end... so even with the end of their life, they kept living happily as the Underworld's entertainer.

Laffy Taffy

This is Oliver. My second of my main 2 ocs I've recently redesigned him and have been obsessing over his new design. The tldr of his story (which I will post later) is that his father burnt him alive in a house fire later being turned into a ragdoll by a witch doctor having rotten organs and blood stained polyester filling him to the brim.

I hate Palpatine

I hate Palpatine. He bad

Reblog if you hate Palpatine.

MEOW 🫣

Bro, this new Midas has me going feral, I am begging my mom to buy me the battle pass next season so I can have him (I missed the last midas variant, so I NEED him)

I'm gonna rip him to shreds

Brokeback mountain vibes

series of sketches and stuff while i figure out the style and story