I Hope All Of Yall Find $20 On The Ground Tomorrow.

Me on a date: so do you ship miguel and tulio?

Date: um no? There is no chemistry and tulio loves chel

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry I have to leave immediatley

REMINDER

So, should I just not leave the movie theaters?

The only thing straight about me is my hair.

The only straight thing about me are my teeth

GUESS WHAT?

I REACHED 5,000 FOLLOWERS! I still can’t believe so many wonderful people follows me! ;; Am I really that worthy? Gosh you guys!! <3

To celebrate such an amazing number, i’m doing the first giveaway ever!

How to participate?

It’s super easy! First you have to be following me of course. And then you just have to reblog!

You can reblog as many times as you want, but NO giveaway blogs can reblog this and please, do not spam the other blogs you follow with reblogging this a lot of times. You will be out of the giveaway if you do.

This giveaway ends the 7th of January! After that day, i’ll announce the winner.

The winner will be able to get a free drawing of whatever they want, under some rules i’ll only tell the winner.

Thank you so much and I wish you all luck!

Coming soon: MyTransHealth, an app connecting trans people to knowledgeable, reliable and affordable healthcare providers. 

19% of trans people have been refused healthcare because of their gender identity. 50% of trans people have had to teach their doctors about trans-related medical care. 28% of trans people have been harassed in medical settings. This app is desperately needed. Follow them at mytranshealth. 

Me: I'm an asexual. I don't like the idea of sex.

Person: okay but...

Me: hoe don't do it....

Persona: ...how do you know if you've never tried it?

Me: oOh mY gO D

GIVEAWAY Hey guys! This past Christmas I received two of these bb-8 app enabled droids so since I don’t have use for one of these I decided to give it to one of you! This giveaway is for one brand new BB-8 App Enabled Droid. I will be choosing a winner February 18, a month from now and two runner ups to receive a POP! Funko BB-8. All you have to do is reblog this post for one entry and follow me to be eligible. Love you all and good luck:)

People around: asexuals must be so lonely

People around: how can someone devote their entire lives to something OTHER than sex??

People around: what do they do with their time, even, if they're not fucking like rabbits or at least fantasizing about it

People around: i don't trust asexuals because they must be using all that free time to plot their world domination

Me, an asexual: WOWY WOW WWWWOW EVERYONE IS SO AESTHETICALLY ATTRACTIVE, EVERYONE IS SO CUTE, OH GOSH

I literally cant fucking breathe