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THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

Me @Disney: 

I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)

Asexual Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, are you a firework?

Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.

Christmas Mistletoe.

Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)

Some Sexual Orientations Explained with Ice Cream

Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream

Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream

Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…

Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream

Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant

Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week

Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me

Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it

Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me

Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint

In the equality act 2010, homosexual, bisexual and heterosexual persons are protected from discrimination. Asexual people, those who experience no sexual attraction at all, are not protected.

At 10,000 signatures, government will respond to this petition. At 100,000 signatures, this petition will be considered for debate in Parliament.

The Deadline for this Petition is 14 June 2016.

So my friends are really accepting of my one of my friends was like "Pretty highness!" and I was like: :o wut and she said "it's a gender neutral alternative to prince/princess!" and that made me really happy so just putting that out there :D

Whats a gender neutral replacement for aunty/uncle?

There’s a list here! http://genderqueeries.tumblr.com/titles I personally use Ent.

–Ell

Hey, everyone! Model: My little sister. #gdheadless #PicsArt