You Don’t Have To Ever Fully Understand Your Sexuality Or Gender To Be Valid.

*ace people laughing in the distance*

This is even funnier than gal pal

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

Asexual Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, are you a firework?

Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.

These two are adorable…

I believe Pewds said ‘merry Christmas’ and Jack said ‘merry Christmas my friend’

to asexual boys:

it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys

it doesn’t make you any less of a man

it’s ok if you’re a virgin

it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin

it’s ok

ur great

Reminder to all aces and aros that your relationship status doesn’t define your orientation! You can be single, in a relationship, or married, and still ace or aro (or both!). Don’t let people invalidate you because of their flawed perception of you.

to asexual boys:

it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys

it doesn’t make you any less of a man

it’s ok if you’re a virgin

it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin

it’s ok

ur great

THERE WAS A SPIDER IN THE SHOWER

I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND LOOKED UP TO SEE A HUGE ASS FUCKING SPIDER!!!!!! I SCREAMED AND IT FELL ON MY FUCKING FACE FROM THE VIBRATIONS OF THE SCREAM!!!!!! I THEN SORTA FELL AND TOOK DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN!!!! MY HEAD HIT THE EDGE OF THE TUB!!!! IT HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD DAY!!!!!

hi sakura should’ve had wood style + sage mode like hashirama heres why

she’s never seen using them yet her canon nature types are earth and water (the two elements needed for wood style) 

yamato, the only other living wood style user, was literally her captain and could’ve trained her like naruto - and as a wood style user she could’ve trained with naruto by controlling kurama instead of sitting around with sai and watching

she’s the student and successor of tsunade (hashirama’s granddaughter) and surpassed even tsunade’s byakugou - as in, the closest jutsu to hashirama’s regeneration

from the beginning her character and narrative have heavily involved nature and growth (even down to her name - literally “spring field of cherry blossoms” - and color design - green + floral pinks)

she has a much higher focus / concentration and learning speed than naruto, who reached sage mode! she should be able to just as well!

sage mode is already taught by both the toads and snakes, so narratively the slugs should be able to teach it too - and sakura already has an established summoning ability and connection with katsuyu

just a little thing, but sakura’s clasped hands shown repeatedly in openings and endings could’ve grown from a passive gesture to one of strength - the snake hand sign iconic to wood style

not to be cheesy but let sakura go from a bud to a flower to a fucking Tree