idk why i feel like mettaton and alphys’ relationship most of the time is partly similar to a cat and a disgruntled cat owner like
alphys posts tweets and pics on undernet like “mettaton broke my wall down again jfc” “mettaton is lying across my desk whilst im trying to work again…” “hjkfhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj” “sorry that last tweet was mettaton slamming his leg across my keyboard to get my attention”
Scientists who experiment on "Blue Shit" Viktor 🤝 Professor Hidgens
just a reminder that qprs aren’t just for aspecs
I really really didn't want to reblog anything on this account ever but?? Fyodor Dostoyevsky is that you?????
gay headcanons are so boring now. get creative with it. start headcanoning characters as lapsed catholics with iron deficiencies who exclusively drink non-alcoholic beer
Suselle this Kerdly that how about Ralsei x Susie x Noelle x Kris x Berdly
If you wanted to sing-along but don't know Persian (I don't promise this to be perfect): "Gol-e khazaan nadideh Bahaar-e no rasideh Konoon ke mi ravi zin golzaar Khodaa to raa negahdaar Bovad tanin-e aavaa-ye to Konoon be goosham ey yaar Payaam-e man to beshno Khoda to raa negahdaar Do chashm-e man be rah baashad Dar arezoo-ye didaar Mosafer-e azizam To ham be yaad-e man baash Jodaii o faraamooshi Nabinam az to ey kaash Nabaashadam be joz mehrat Havaa-ye digari dar sar Boro Khodaa be hamraahat To ey ze jan geramii tar"
Putting this song here 'cause I just. I just want you guys to listen to it because it's so good. And it just. It just haunts me very much. This song absolutely haunts me. Might translate it and put that translation here later. Yes this is the song I mentioned in the tags of this reblog.
yourew not even a boy to me. youre more like a sandwich or a bowl of cereal.
enemies to queer-platonic partners
Viktor: This is my boyfriend, Jayce Viktor: And this is my boyfriend's girlfriend, Mel
Pros of being an Extrovert: Can win the favor of people in real life easily, Can join parties and gatherings where you almost don't know anyone, Runs errands here and there demanding what you've been asked to demand with utmost ease
Cons of being an Extrovert: *Texting a stranger* "Do I say 'Hiiii!!' or would that sound too much??", Die every time you send an ask off the anonymous, Conflicting over whether to add 'I love you' in the end of messages or would people not notice it's platonic, Compliment people like you do in real life and people can't tell if it's sarcastic or genuine since it's the internet, Trying to make friends on the internet but you either don't have anything fun to say to each other or they hate you-
20 | They/Them | Avatar description: A picture of Kris Dreemurr's overworld sprite. | Header description: A screenshot of the garabage dump area in Undertale, with no Frisk.
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