Thinking About "There's A Mettaton-shaped Hole In My Mettaton-shaped Heart" And "Give Me Your [Heart-shaped

Pirate lesbians my beloved<3

Pirate jokes

Putting this song here 'cause I just. I just want you guys to listen to it because it's so good. And it just. It just haunts me very much. This song absolutely haunts me. Might translate it and put that translation here later. Yes this is the song I mentioned in the tags of this reblog. Edit- Here's a transcript since I just noticed the video doesn't have one:

گل خزان ندیده)) بهار نو رسیده کنون که میروی زین گلزار خدا تو را نگهدار بود طنین آوای تو کنون به گوشم ای یار پیام من تو بشنو خدا تو را نگهدار دو چشم من به ره باشد در آرزوی دیدار مسافر عزیزم تو هم به یاد من باش جدایی و فراموشی نبینم از تو ای کاش نباشدم به جز مهرت هوای دیگری در سر برو خدا به همراهت ((تو ای ز جان گرامی تر

eighteen PATHETIC MEN in your AREA with the WETTEST SADDEST EYES youve ever seen want to TALK ABOUT THE WORST MUSIC YOUVE EVER HEARD with YOU!

*Sobs* *Cries* *Screams loudly as tears roll down my face*

While it's...cute? in fanart to see Kris go up and hug Susie, in canon, when Kris is moving on their own to sit next to her, they always give her space.

(Measuring tape for social distancing added for emphasis)

And the one time Kris (jokingly?) asked her for a hug/to share her jacket, they asked, they didn't glomp her.

They immediately smile at her ribbing a moment later, showing that they're not bothered by the refusal.

In fact, any time they've gotten physically close, it's because Susie approached Kris.

Which Kris seems to be perfectly alright with; she's their best friend and Kris does seem to want to be close to her, since they ask her for a hug after the Spamton fight.

My point is, Kris deliberately gives her space when it's up to them how close to get to her. Not only are they respectful of her boundaries, Kris seems to want Susie to bridge that physical gap herself.

If they hug, Susie's probably going to be the one to do it first.

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy~! Then, send to the last ten people in your notifications anonymously. You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity~! 🌼

1-Myself 2-Doing childish things (Playing with toys and dolls, drawing with crayons, wearing colorful necklaces I've had since childhood, etc.)

3-Role playing, I suppose

4-Writing stuff, specially when they turn out really good

5-Lunch. And breakfast. They taste really good.

reblog to let people know you were here before the great twitter migration

Scientists who experiment on "Blue Shit" Viktor 🤝 Professor Hidgens

things we know about this kid:

weirdest kid on the block by a few leagues

formerly religious but was only ever in it for the fruit juice

eats moss

very quiet, and can get along with people extremely well despite that

personal default dance is slav dancing

unbelievably fucked up

has studied the occult

plays video game music on the piano

normally good at piano when in control of themself

yoshi dropper

has emotions and isn't actually that good at hiding them

is sensitive to the topic of being controlled

please be okay im begging you

a good heart and a troubled soul

[Video ID: a sped-up recording of the part in Deltarune where Susie smashes all of Queen's pottery, kicking each of them one by one. Kris and Ralsei patiently wait for her to finish before they continue on. The video is captioned "Susie Enrichment / Bottom Text" with the song VS. Susie playing in the background. End ID.]

Please remember to always enrich your Susies, she needs to break at least five things per day.

Pros of being an Extrovert: Can win the favor of people in real life easily, Can join parties and gatherings where you almost don't know anyone, Runs errands here and there demanding what you've been asked to demand with utmost ease

Cons of being an Extrovert: *Texting a stranger* "Do I say 'Hiiii!!' or would that sound too much??", Die every time you send an ask off the anonymous, Conflicting over whether to add 'I love you' in the end of messages or would people not notice it's platonic, Compliment people like you do in real life and people can't tell if it's sarcastic or genuine since it's the internet, Trying to make friends on the internet but you either don't have anything fun to say to each other or they hate you-