Why Don’t White Men Make Slutty Music Like This Anymore

Käärijä for Apu Magazine 30.10.2024

Photos by Hannes Paananen

Pour one out for Ski Aggu man’s been stuck watching helplessly as his ex gets swept off his feet by some Finnish manwhore.

Skiklein lapsitting art ❤️💙

Nothing explicit at all because I just felt like I wanted to draw some semi wholesome skiklein!!

I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

Hymns of Death

written by CocoaWinds99 (ME!!)

Thirty people trapped in one facility, forced into complete isolation from humanity in order to escape with either a choice of six, five, or three Survivors or consider to press on with the Game.

In order to make it through, they must have to go through the key aspects: Trials Obstacles Sacrifices And most importantly, the game of choice and trust

Then they’ll see who will win and who’s behind the game.

READ MORE on AO3!

yeah I wrote this in 2024, So what?

Don’t judge me >:(

Do you guys ever think about if the 1996 movie adaptation of The Crucible was made 20 years later it could've gotten the Hamilton fandom treatment?

Like I know there's already an absurd amount of fanficiton but like could you imagine going on YouTube and getting recommended an angsty Abigail and Proctor animatic? Or like going on tumblr and seeing people call Reverend Hale a "smol boi" or something?

I think that would be really funny idk

Everytime I watch this scene in the crucible movie I can't help but question and joke about how they look at each other in this scene. I know what you two are.

I fucking wrote The Crucible Yaoi

Hell yeah bro

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64917301/chapters/166866850

Y’all need to read it

i find it really funny that Proctor called Abigail the whore when he's the one who willingly cheated on his wife with her. Like no pookie that's just you, stay true to yourself!!!

Heh...your welcome 😈

Guys I think I got a plot

JUST HEAR ME OUT!!

What if we take Jeest…and MAKE it into a Story where Jere/Käärijä basically is a Vampire/Demon being and Joost was just a son that was put under the care of a extreme religious clan (kinda like the ones during the Salem witch trials era). So to the ‘caretakers’ they basically forbid Joost from leaving into the woods and they don’t tell him why (but in retrospect, it’s because of Jere and his little family group -Other Vampires-)

So guys…If NONE of y’all gonna hear me out and write this down then I’ll do it >:(