Deleting Dating Apps And Finding Love The Old-fashioned Way (i’m A Blond European Prince Who Falls

happy arthursdeathmas to all who celebrate!!

hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

deleting dating apps so that I can find love the old fashioned way (i get captured by my enemies and tortured for information. you save my life and help me escape. I give you a name because the people who kidnapped you when you were a child never gave you one. we crash on a desert planet and think the other is dead only to be reunited like a day later and run into each other's arms. you're wearing my jacket I tell you to keep it because it suits you.)

The most crack head cannon I have for Nevermore is that Lenore's dad owned the train that killed Montresor.

I will not be taking criticism.

Breaking news: Local 27 year old goes on killing rampage alone after his boyfriend is killed while being a badass.

(painted the incredible @wolfythewitch ‘s art in my own style)

they’re just hangin’

more of the Spider-Man AU

Will Graham's batshit leaps in deduction are so much more valid and interesting than BBC Sherlock's so called reasoning. Sherlock would go on some pouty big brain tirade about how the killer is clearly the cousin based off the imprint of the dust layer and the way he turns on lamps meaning he has a meth habit and a need to kill or smth whilst our boy Will Graham just stares off into space, starts vibrating and perspiring like a wet excitable dog and then simply announces terrifying shit like "had to cut you open to get a decent sound out of you... anyway the killer is a violin stringer"