I’m Ready For A Day Off

My beautiful boys eyes staring into my soul.

Where can I find these?!

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I love his eyes.

My take on this quarantine:

On one hand I think everyone should stay the fuck home so we can get back to our lives. This is obviously more serious than even I imagined. I live by a Lowe’s and Target and the Lowe’s parking lot is packed everyday from what I hear. You don’t need any new flowers or pots Karen! Stay home and then you can have all the garden accessories you need! Selfish ass people!

On the other hand I’ve been working from home, which I love because it’s convenient. However my days off are tragic lol I get excited to go to the store. I really don’t leave my apartment unless I really have to. Partly because I’m lazy and have a good parking spot but also because everything’s closed there’s no need for me to leave. I’m even trying to eat the food that’s been sitting at the back of the pantry that I don’t really want but it’s there so I might as well make it. And I know we need more time for this to die down but as soon as they give that ok to go to the beach you’ll see my pasty ass speed walking down there with a towel and some tanning lotion! So yes I am also part of the problem.

So yea I’m 50/50

Cactus Doing Things

Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?

yes I did thank you for serving our country

How I feel about this quarantine bullshit

Happy Friday 😂