Ouch

SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS THIS TIME:)

Soulmates huh?

That's the most American thing ever

//c!Wilbur finale spoilers

So you're telling me that this man built a whole ass country, didn't let anyone who wasn't european join, which started an election that the result of got both him and his vice president run out of the country, started a revolution against said country to get it back, win that revolution only to elect two children as president and blow up the country seconds later, knocking down the first domino in a long line of events that caused lots of problems for lots of people

AND HE'S NOT EVEN EUROPEAN??!! HES FROM FUCKING UTAH???!!!

Hes naked

My frog is *naked*

This is a blatent affront to humanity as a whole and im frankly insulted

Heres him next to a more socaly acceptable peer

Such behaviour as this should not be accepted and he will be beheaded immediately.

I think everyone needs that sometimes

…sometimes i just need softness.

to be talked to softly.

touched softly.

completely handled with absolute care.

My back

AAAAAAAAAAAA

;)

Heck, life is the most special occasion out there, though it may be difficult or unforgiving, it is a one time thing. Celebrate it, celebrate yourself, please.

some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.

do you like my knife

Thats a gun.

Yes

british hermits, most to least normcore, by my own whims (normcore here associated with arranging and participating in social events, often with the lads, and or fitting in at an office dayjob):

grian. he's the most normcore british hermit. they're all strange, but he's the one most likely to be assimilate into the real world. can be imagined going to nandos with the lads (Jimmy, Joel etc.)

falsesymmetry. ok getting weirder. false is a little deranged but she gets things done. you can look at her and assume she's normal and being weird is a hobby for her

stress. stress IS deranged but she does run a fitness channel which decreases her weird points. she's also responsible and prioritizes her children over her minecraft, so I'd trust her with real world responsibilities

rendog. there is something wrong with him (affectionate), but i think he'd get enrichment from being introduced to the lads at spoons

xisuma. he has tried so hard to be normcore that he's fallen out of the other end. this vibe is almost overwhelming in an xisuma stream when you're listening to cleo sigh and go 'oh x'. would perplex the lads at spoons and refuse to eat at nandos

cleo. try and introduce cleo to the lads and they'll dissolve. loner energy. perfectly suited to being online. hermit most likely to understand joe hills. with enough prep will approach the lads like a cat sniffing through the door (and then get involved in a series of death games)

mumbo jumbo. it's quite simple really. redstone whizz who cycled the whole way across europe for fun. mumbo is a special flavour but it's not normcore (idk what it is tho)

zedaph. least normcore. why is he like that? it's wonderful, but why? he perplexes even the gamecode. phenomenal work

Looks like chaos:)

GIRLS NIGHTTT