- Ushijima and Tendou laying on the ground with the tops of their heads touching -
Ushijima: Why do you insist we lay like this?
Tendou: To test out a theory of mine about mind reading. Okay, what am I thinking about?
Ushijima: I’m not sure. What are you thinking about?
Tendou: No, try to read my mind! I’ll give you a hint: it’s a little abnormal.
Ushijima: Are you thinking about yourself and how abnormally perfect you are?
Tendou, blushing: W-what??
Ushijima: Oh, should I be more specific? How about when you get really happy and you smile so brightly that my heart skips a beat?
Tendou: Wh-
Ushijima: Or when you get excited about a manga chapter you read and you come running to me to tell me about it in the cutest way possible?
Tendou: No, hang on-
Ushijima: Or perhaps you are thinking about how beautiful you look when you’re not trying to impress anyone?
Tendou, choking up: ...I was thinking about a spork but o-okay.
::Sonic X:: Character Development
*Kurogiri and Giran sitting at the bar*
Giran: So, how’s it been with all of the new recruits?
Kurogiri: Busy, to say the least.
Giran: Yeah, I guess it would be when they’re all coming up with strategies-
Shigaraki, running into the room with Dabi chasing him: Mom, make Dabi leave me alone!
Dabi: I didn’t even do anything! He’s the one who you should be mad at!
Kurogiri: What was it this time?
Shigaraki: He picked his nose and now he’s trying to rub it on me!
Dabi: Not true!
Kurogiri: Dabi, I told you to stop doing that, so stop it or you’re grounded.
Mustard, storming into the room: Mom, Toga won’t get out of the bathroom! I need to shit and she knows that but she’s still in there!
Toga from the washroom: I’m brushing my teeth, you pest!
Mustard: For an hour!?
Kurogiri: Toga, just brush your teeth in the kitchen sink.
Toga: I need the mirror!
Mustard: Go find one! I need the fucking toilet or I’m literally going to shit myself!
Toga: Just go outside!
Kurogiri: Just do what you’re told, Toga.
Mr. Compress from the door: Hey, Mom, is it cool if me and Muscular go kill people?
Kurogiri, pinching the bridge of his nose: No, we’re laying low for a while.
Mr. Compress: Please? We’ll be quick and-
Kurogiri: I said no and that means no!
Twice: Mom, Moonfish ate a dude outside! I actually murdered him myself.
Kurogiri, inhaling deeply and massaging his temples: Twice, just go sit down.
Twice: What, why? I hate you!
Magne, strolling in sweetly: Mom, can we get candy? Spinner reminded me I haven’t had candy in forever so now I want it.
Kurogiri, pouring himself a drink: No, go eat something else we already have.
Magne: But, Mom-
Kurogiri: I’ll make you some grilled cheese in a little while, okay?
Magne: Okay!
The rest of the villains: I want grilled cheese!
Kurogiri: Be good and you’ll get it!
Kurogiri, turning back to Giran and downing the shot: So as I was saying, it’s been pretty busy around here.
*During a test after Aizawa left the class*
Kirishima: Psst! Sero! What did you get for question 6?
Sero: I got pollution.
Mina from across the room: What? I got 79 apples.
Kirishima: How did either of you get that?
Sero: I just looked at the cans and saw that there was a lot, which equals pollution when people throw them in the ocean.
Kirishima: I’m sorry, what-
Mina: I don’t think you did that right ‘cause I just counted all of the apples on the other side and it was 79. You definitely looked too much into it. What did you get, Kiri?
Kirishima, close to tears: I got that the store was too small because the shelf looked overpacked.
Kaminari: Wow, I guess I’m the only smart one here.
Kirishima, Sero, and Mina turning to Kaminari: What did you get?
Kaminari: I got that the store was in America since they have both apples and cans.
Sero: Holy shit, that’s genius.
Mina: I should have thought of that!
Kirishima, erasing his answer: If it’s in America then the shelves are probably packed because they probably stocked up that morning! Thanks, man!
Sero: Yeah, you’re a lifesaver!
Mina: Now, there’s no way I’ll fail! You’re the best!
Kaminari: No problem, my dudes.
Bakugo, snapping his fourth pencil: THIS IS A HISTORY TEST! THE QUESTION’S ASKING WHAT YEAR YOU THINK IT IS IN THE STORE AND IT’S MULTIPLE CHOICE! THE ANSWER IS RIGHT THERE! HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP!?
Kaminari: Silly, Bakugo. Those are the expiration dates of the cans and apples.
Bakugo: *screams and throws his desk at Kaminari*
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
After I drew Antoine, I knew I had to draw his beautiful and badass wife, Bunnie, because they are perfect together! I really love this design so I drew her in it. Also, if it looks bad, I can blame that on the fact I drew this late at night. Tbh I am really proud of her hands, despite them being too small, same with her legs. Her hat just looks kinda bad but whatever.
Have this country rabbot to remind you to never give up no matter what life throws your way, be it robotic limbs or any other problem. Accept yourself regardless of how you change
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Karasuno: Tadashi Yamaguchi
Aoba Johsai: Hajime Iwaizumi
Nekoma: Morisuke Yaku
Fukurodani: Keiji Akaashi
Shiratorizawa: Satori Tendou
Inarizaki: Rintaro Suna
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I don't understand how one doesn't reblog this perfect boy. I just love him soooooooooooo much so it makes literally no sense to me. He deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve him
Reblog if you love Jimmy Valmer !!
Hey! Decided to try drawing this precious baby again because I didn't like the first one. I love this one so much! The whiskers are better, the tails are better, and so is everything else really except for my tracing job.
Anyways, have this new little genius bless your day/night! Remember that you don't need to know everything to be smart!
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My Hero Academia, Sonic, Dragon Ball Z, Marvel, Voltron, Animaniacs, and South Park! You'll know when I become more obsessed with one over the others
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